Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
Didn't you know roaches are what power the outlets? And the ants are the only things small enough to install them into the outlets for you??
worldclassrager 41
Well, that's a bit odd... looks like to me ants are living in the walls and you got roaches also... have an exterminator come in by your own means or show them a pic of what's going on...
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Comments (86)
SILVERSTAR_6 17
Ok that shit sounds mad funny xD
DWynter 11
Hmm, ants clean up the dead roaches - I see no problem here.
Omniprism 15
Take a picture. Maybe even a video and send it to higher ups. Screw the front desk people. Or even make a call to pest control on behalf of the front desk.
chey77 1
The ants only wanted a hot meal
spottyblanket 8
take a photograph op.
cheer21moose 13
They certainly know how to roach a guy
Katero 5
Better watch out! Those ants sound like a group of bad asses!
JesseAttack 21
Take care of it yourself man, use "Raid" around your doors and stuff. Don't let the pesky buggers' go in!
cblask95 8
Guess they thought since they could do it the roach could do it also lol.
bleedingglitter 24
Dorm management does not care about your problems. They already got your money. I had mold in my dorm room in some of the ceiling tiles from a leak that happened on the floor above me. Even though you could see the mold they would not come change the tiles out for me.