Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
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Top comments
kateindeed 5
Was the other person in the car? Because that would make this hilarious.
bbedlock_fml 7
Get out and run!
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Comments (90)
mrshaffer 2
Dumbass
anythingmustbe 18
reserved
mduffy08 8
Says the guy who couldn't come up with any other comment other than "dumbass".
blade4080 7
Obvious troll is obvious.
ThatsANiceAss 4
Obviously...
domingocool 4
You sir are the dumb**s.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
12- First-comment jitters strike again.
emilyjgraham 34
does anyone else hate the 'you sir/ma'am...' sentence?
bbedlock_fml 7
Get out and run!
doctorhook86 25
"In for a penny, in for a pound" I say; shoulda grabbed their iPod on the way out.* *Not really.
patrickalamo 48
But grab 2 towels on your way out.
Sarkisa54 5
Don't you know what your car looks like?
mduffy08 8
It was probably the same type of car.
snowboarder531 5
Automobile companies make more than one of the same vehicle. They can even be the same color! Imagine that.
metalwolf 17
Back at my old apartment someone else had the exact same color and model car. Even the few months that i had the CB radio in my car removed, i still had the antenna on my trunk so i wouldn't confuse his or her car for mine.
KiddNYC1O 22
There are hundreds of cars when you visit a beach. I'm pretty sure a few will match.
kateindeed 5
Was the other person in the car? Because that would make this hilarious.
xleanne_aLly 23
LOL that happened to me before. I came out of the store I didn't notice someone parked the same colour of van beside my grams so I just got in it and started talking. Then I looked up and it was some lady looking at me with a "WTF" expression. xD
onlychildFTW 34
OP must have went in with them in. People don't normally leave cars unlocked unless they are very close by.
theslimshadylp 6
Hhaha I would have loved to see your face when you realized this
BryanThaMan 14
Smooth..woulda been funny as hell if the people caught you!
ant1078 7
I get how this would be a FML if OP got caught but since they didn't state that they did, it must be their lucky day!
emilyjgraham 34
well the door was open, so I'm guessing they were still in the car. not many people leave doors open.
LilBobby 0
You accidentally mistook your 1999 Dodge Durango for their 2013 Range Rover? They'll understand.. just leave a note.
HeartOfLead 24
All cars look the same...
perdix 31
If you just opened the door, you didn't "bust in." Just because you are a car-stealin' bad-ass in Grand Theft Auto, doesn't mean you are not a mild-mannered limp dick in real life.
VitalDisplayII 0
I swear you comment on like every FML post there is.
madelinebriana 11
20, it's because he has something witty to say for each one!
DogsPaw 16
How else do you think he became one of the top FMLers... Wait... Forget it he payed off Sirin I think.
DocBastard 40
VitalDisplay - Do you have anything useful or interesting or constructive to say? No? Then **** off.
flutter4 7
#20, some of us enjoy perdix's comments
thatKidzmOm 10
AND he gets thumbed up more than he gets thumbed down...which means the rest of us enjoy his comments as well! So go away until you can think of something worth reading...
theslimshadylp 6
Jeez kid calm down.....
soccerguy2 11
OP- Oh i didn't know we locked the doors. Let me get out my key. Damnit, my key isn't working. I guess I'll just have to break the window. *smash* Shit this isn't our car. *walks away slowly as if nothing happened*
_Oblivion_ 12
52 killed the arguement perfectly
Bonzer 2
You would think you could tell immediately if it wasn't your car. Unless it was your friend's car. Either way if you were blonde this would make an excellent blonde moment.
Bluekaren16 19
If there were towels in that SUV would you have realized that it wasn't your car?