Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the first night in my new home as a first-time homeowner. I was relaxing and enjoying the feeling of having my own space when I reached over to get my glasses and came back with a cockroach. FML
Today, I was expecting lizards, spiders, and weird local insects in my hotel room. What I got was a cockroach on my toothbrush. A very tiny cockroach. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML
Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML
Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML
Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML
Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML
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Top comments
ilg4evr 0
I don't think losing them as "friends" is that big of a loss. If they think cockroaches are headlice then they're morons.
Brey1013 0
Lice is the plural for louse. one louse, many lice. Nice command of the English language you got there Junolee...
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Comments (71)
VacuumNinja 0
lice 8D
DaniLupin 0
I don't get it... how does cockroach = lice?
ImaginaryFoe 1
How can they confuse lice with roaches? I thought lice were practically invisible. They didn't know their crappy building had cockroaches?
woofis 0
they sound retarded anyway
Taipan_fml 0
Yeah... FYL for having to live around people who are too stupid to tell the difference between a louse and a cockroach.
Ep1cPha1l 0
shave off all your hair and pretend to have cancer so they wont think u have lice
Maxattaxs 0
agreed.
junolee 0
ya and your so smart you mispelled lice as louse
Brey1013 0
Lice is the plural for louse. one louse, many lice. Nice command of the English language you got there Junolee...
Arenn21 0
Why did your building have cockroaches in the elevator? The people you work with sound like retards.
asshat74 0
1st one
VacuumNinja 0
Nice name. It suits you.
reyemrein 0
2nd actually. But thanks for playing we really enjoyed having you on the show.
VacuumNinja 0
Oh, come on. If you're gonna moderate the asshat, moderate the replies too. -.-
KellyIly 0
Eww. FYL
iMaGiNaTe 0
Hmm.. that's just stupid =|
deathcab7 0
agreed. although I would freak if a cockroach was in my hair. :/
babybubz 0
me too.. O_O
sleephunters 8
At least you don't have Herpes.
sleephunters 8
Agreed.
helo2 0
yumy
suppressed08 2
In future conversations, whenever there's a pause, just mutter under your breath: "I'm cleaaaaaannnnnnn!" :)
Monikabug 9
Definitely, or just walk up to them and say to them "Hi there neighbor! I do not have lice." Just seems logical to me.
ilg4evr 0
I don't think losing them as "friends" is that big of a loss. If they think cockroaches are headlice then they're morons.
nomnommonster 0
He doesn't excatly know they think it's lice, since they won't talk to him. They probably think he's just infested with roaches.
WHODATNATION 0
roaches are fun!
andreaa64 0
ehww no
bryceizcold101 0
wth I'm mean you didn't ASK for it. it just happened right?
nomnommonster 0
Orangebox! haha I love the picture.
rhanana 0
and how did you find out that they think you have lice if they won't even go near you? I'm pretty sure the reason they won't go near you is that you have cockroaches in your hair. 100% more nasty IMO
PsychoMerk 0
Lol. Giant mutant Lice xD