Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
Didn't you know roaches are what power the outlets? And the ants are the only things small enough to install them into the outlets for you??
worldclassrager 41
Well, that's a bit odd... looks like to me ants are living in the walls and you got roaches also... have an exterminator come in by your own means or show them a pic of what's going on...
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Comments (86)
VeganVampyre 27
Yeah, but aren't ants supposed to be fairly smart? They clearly should have realized the roach wasn't going to fit in the socket and found another route. I mean, come on ants, get it together!
xBeats 15
The roach committed a crime. They're giving him the electric chair.
alonzo368 5
The ants seem like really nice people
bo501 4
Phone have a camera? Duh! Proof positive.
Bebbo_fml 21
Ants and roaches aren't considered pests. They are your neighbours!
thatgirl0625 5
Welcome to Tulane... UNO... Loyola... Dillard... Xavier... LSU... GSU... SUNO: Louisiana. There are bugs, you will never be able to get rid of them, learn to avoid screaming like a little girl and you should be okay.
RedPillSucks 33
Also, sleep with your mouth closed and use ear plugs. You're welcome.
mali90 5
I feel your pain, the maintenance people in my apartment are assholes, we have water leaking,ants& slugs in most of the apartments. they just disgusting lazy people.
Ihavenogoodname 6
I guess you could say that the ants are "pestering" you
itsme3623 6
Ugh, similar thing happened to me my freshman year. My dorm had a HUGE cockroach infestation and our housing department insisted it was "just that time of year" and there was nothing they could do. I do not miss dorm living...
hntandjlt 8
That's kind of weird. But funny at the same time