Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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cough 0
pics?
bonafidehustler 0
It doesn't matter that you're a mom. Moms can have fun. But going out to dinner with your little kids is different than going out to dinner with a hot date.
milkradio 0
Ew, I hope you didn't leave a snail trail on your seat.
SulfurPlague 0
damn thats nasty hahaha
gravityplanx 0
wait... you think it's offensive for people to be offended by your near-public nudity? You were in public... wear some damn clothes. If your skirt was small enough that your kid could see up it, then there's NO REASON to be going commando. And that's REGARDLESS of whether your a mom or not. Keep your damn beaver to yourself
klovemachine 24
shut up! BAM you just got served!
MaddieMonster 0
way to pull a Brittany
mintyfresca 2
you should have crossed your legs when your kid went under the table...
idontgiveone 0
#28 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH xD OP, he was just telling the truth. AND YTF wud u not wear an underwear. YDI.
RedNymph234 0
yeah, I dun wear underwear when I wear pants, because I hate the way underwear feels like a diaper...all constricting and uncomfortable... BUT I at least have the decency to wear underwear while wearing a skirt!!! Otherwise.....it'd be way too easy for someone to see my cooch when I bent over or sat in a chair! And that's just slutty as all hell to NOT wear underwear while wearing a skirt!
agneshatesyou 10
I'm curious as to why you went commando to a family dinner... That isn't exactly the place for it. lmao to #12 :D
aback 5
#21--Offensive? What was offensive was you airing out your snatch, in public, while people are trying to eat.