Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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Comments (275)
aback 5
Um...cross your damn legs when people are under the table?
TheBigDawg 8
I don't think it can be said any better than #9. Who else but Quagmire? Anyway, yeah, intentionally going out sans undergarments, when you're with your little kids? Doesn't seem like a smart idea.
Dilwann 27
I don't get why anyone doesn't wear underwear, period. The mom thing doesn't have anything to do with it. It's really unhygienic... I don't know about guys, but women leak all kinds of bodily fluids all the time. Imagine that running over your legs and on your skirt.
SailorSolaris 43
I happen to get severe rashes from underwear, unless it’s the expensive kind. Not shelling out money for that, so I just don’t wear it.
senorchipotle 0
awesome! just awesome... i wish you were my girl. he's only four, it's no big deal.
Monado 0
I wonder if everyone else at the resturant got a lump in their pants.
frootloop25 0
#12 FTW. Hahahahaha. But really...why weren't you wearing any underwear???
Zoa_fml 0
You didn't wear underwear 1)out to dinner with the family and 2) with a skirt???? YDI 150%!
idreamofpeace 0
That's what you get for not wearing underwear, duh. :P
Tehalon 0
FYL, you can't help it you want to air the hole now and then. Just like you need to open a bedroom window to let some fresh air in you need to go commando now and then, or dance around naked, that works just as well.
whoopsiedoodle 0
what difference does it make if i'm a mom or not? some of these comments are extremely offensive.
rachel_potter 13
You were at a family dinner without underwear while your young children are present. That's disgusting.
kylelove 8
This whole website is offense
fantasyworld 39
If you're with your husband somewhere, fine, but a family restaurant is inappropriate.
fromtxnotcowboy 12
Who gives a shit if she was a young hot bimbo no problem. She didn't intentionally "show" herself. And as for the mom part pretty sure her kids have seen her naked before. It comfortable being with no underwear! You go mom **** everyone telling you shit JUST because your a mom!
scorpioserpent 1
eww YDI for not wearing underwear out? jeez