Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Assumptions
Today, I was feeling pretty cute in a black dress. Apparently, that makes me "emo" and an "online dater". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Blue_belle
Observational Comedy 101
Today, I was wearing a cute black dungaree dress with a purple top underneath. I thought I looked pretty good, until my son told me I looked like an evil Minion. FML
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
ashleylynn17
Today, I was told I pull the "whole grunge look" off quite well. I don't dress "grunge", nor was that my intention. FML
preggersmcgee
Nixa, United States
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
mudafkrmas
Canada
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
koalaburr
San Francisco, United States
Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML
SadFace
United States
Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Cute kitty
Today, after I'd ordered a cute dress online for an upcoming date, I tried it on, only to realise it was more of a glorified napkin than a dress. The tag online had said “One size fits all.” I now have a dress that fits my cat better than it fits me. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Profile pictures
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
emberstormmm
Rain check?
Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML
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Yudith 28
So... you wear a black dress, just like 90% of women in any cocktail or Oscar ceremony, and you date online, like some kind of human being? How dare you be so normal?
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Why do you care what someone else thinks? If you’re happy with your look, that’s what matters.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Why do you care what someone else thinks? If you’re happy with your look, that’s what matters.
kfchicken 31
because we're social animals and we're biologically programed to take the options of others to heart. especially, if they're people who are close to us
Marcella1016 32
Whoever said that to you is an ass who has nothing better going on in their life and just needs to put people down to feel better about themselves. Don’t let them steal your sunshine, and continue feeling good about yourself!
Charlie Given 28
I bet you looked hot 🔥😉
Yudith 28
So... you wear a black dress, just like 90% of women in any cocktail or Oscar ceremony, and you date online, like some kind of human being? How dare you be so normal?
Ambrily 27
According to who? And do you think their opinion is actually worth worrying about? I'd say no, but you do you.