Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
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Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my family. While the maid of honor was giving her non-heartfelt, three sentence speech, my mom and I started talking about how lame her speech was. When I turned around to look at my mom, I saw the camera recording the speech behind her. FML
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
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lex1459 38
It's okay OP! it'll get better! At least you have a close bond with your mom!
Queensland 27
29, eat a snickers
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EpicSquishii 21
That's really unfortunate. I will say, though, that my mom was my best friend up until she died. My other best friend lives in a different country, he and I have never met in person! I suggest, then, that you go online and find some people who share your interests. You'll be surprised how many people are just like you :)
kumarina 35
I lost my mom some years ago and is hard, but you can always count with someone, I do agree with you that OP can find someone who shares his same interest
ElricMustang 23
I don't see how using your mom is a bad thing; that's awesome. As for the second, just try to be more social, and I'm sure you'll make friends in no time.
OzzMonster 10
Moms are awesome. Fact
kumarina 35
I lost my mom and the fact that I won't have thay anymore still hurts :(
dRpRdP 8
you are lot better than those who doesn't consider mother as friend :)
jamesman5995 4
I'll be your second friend OP it'll be okay
IIIIIIIII 7
You were probably too nervous to think about it. It happens to me all the time
Thunderlaxus 10
Was it still a good speech? That could really make the difference you know.
proberts17 4
Having a mom friend isn't that bad there's not a lot you can surprise her with I'm sure too : ) can't find a lot of real friends anymore keep the ones you have even if it's your mom xD
rikkidi 20
That's a stupid task to give to you. But having a good relationship with your mother is just a nice thing :)