Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my family. While the maid of honor was giving her non-heartfelt, three sentence speech, my mom and I started talking about how lame her speech was. When I turned around to look at my mom, I saw the camera recording the speech behind her. FML
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
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lex1459 38
It's okay OP! it'll get better! At least you have a close bond with your mom!
Queensland 27
29, eat a snickers
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mustabee 5
english is a second language, sorry - ndati,ngatange aitashamwari azozvizivira kuti shamwari hadzinabasa - translation - op should make friends so that op can say by him/herself that friends are over rated, dont encourage op saying friends are overated whilst in other situations they help beyond what you could expect from family. OP, try make friends. (there is no fmylife in my native language - so suck up my incorect gramma and mispeld words till they make one)
stars_song 2
No your life isn't messed up you just need to get the courage to make new friends
blackonblight 33
The FML didn't state that the OP wants more friends, just that the assignment assumed the existence of multiple friends. OP could be fine having just mom for a friend, and annoyed at being required to make up someone for the assignment. Just playing devil's advocate.
pinkshirtbadman 15
Be friendless together with your friend? Sounds like a solid plan.
rgri 11
Join a club yo
saraitkddh 47
it's okay OP I am sure you will have many friends in the future and hey cheer up you are now famous on FML! :)
n00b4liciou5 10
Just remember OP, you might feel lonely, but you're not alone.
masterminor 16
I'll be your friend :)
imchacon22 19
Don't feel bad it's better to have no friends than fake friends
worldclassrager 41
You'll have Friends soon...just wait a bit...
maxhhh 18
It's ok OP, focus on your schooling and such cause you can always make friends in college!