Today, we had a lockdown in our school for 2 hours because a man was sitting outside our school in his car with a gun in hand. I texted my mom telling her what was going on and that it's on the news. She responded saying "I'll tape it". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML
Today, my dad described our security cameras recording a stranger stealing money from his car, and then called me unhealthy and paranoid for locking my car all the time. My car is usually parked right next to his. FML
Today, right before the most important final of my education, I got a text from my mom saying my house had burned to the ground, and my children were outside waiting for the firemen. I panicked, left school, and sped home… all for her to laugh and tell me it was “just a joke.” FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
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mileycyruslvrrrr 0
i think you are all idiots. it's an fml because there was a ******* crazy man that could have gone into the school and shot someone and his mom didn't care. jesus christ.
Cthulu 0
your mom is awesome
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Comments (123)
AnaMaree 0
Who cares? I don't. Not an FML. More of like a comment.
lolwatlol 0
So? Not a FML or a YDI, this is a STFU.
warmvanillasugar 0
AGREED!
FarSide 23
a dozen moderators disagreed with you.
Nathan727_fml 0
It wasn't two hours, it was more like an hour and ten minutes, I was also there... I really don't see how this is an FML, I mean sure, it sucked, but the fact that your mother is taping this is supposed to make it an FML? No, what would have been an FML is if that guy had come into the building and opened fire. If you had just explained the lockdown situation and made that an FML then maybe it would be an FML. Or better yet, if you had been stuck under a cramped little desk for the whole time unable to move. Point is the reason the OP gave for it being an FML made it not an FML...
Bloopblopbloop 0
I was there too only I wasn't in the classroom when it happened, i was in the bathroom
skaterxgiirl23 0
see now that cud be a fml being in the bathroom when its all happenin
wasabi_eeeeee 0
Your FML should be "I go to Westlake."
Britto69 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA! win.
giganticbrain 0
Not really a FML. I mean, don't get me wrong. Being in a lockdown because a man with a gun is parked outside your car is pretty bad. It just doesn't have a place on this site.
muzicXjunkie723 0
poor kid :(
catiecat 0
haha Westlake? but yeah, that stinks!
brentdvs 0
Well i was locked out of the school... they wouldnt let me in for 2 hrs
CatherineARE 0
OMG mom's are stupid mine did the exact same thing but then my mom has a brain disibilty (tumor i thing the dr. took out more than just the tumor from her brain) u should get ur mom checked
chitoryu12 0
"Yeah, honey, that's nice. I'll make sure to tape it so I can watch all the juicy parts after I finish my soaps. Try not to get shot! Bye, I love you!"