Today, we had a lockdown in our school for 2 hours because a man was sitting outside our school in his car with a gun in hand. I texted my mom telling her what was going on and that it's on the news. She responded saying "I'll tape it". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML
Today, my dad described our security cameras recording a stranger stealing money from his car, and then called me unhealthy and paranoid for locking my car all the time. My car is usually parked right next to his. FML
Today, right before the most important final of my education, I got a text from my mom saying my house had burned to the ground, and my children were outside waiting for the firemen. I panicked, left school, and sped home… all for her to laugh and tell me it was “just a joke.” FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
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mileycyruslvrrrr 0
i think you are all idiots. it's an fml because there was a ******* crazy man that could have gone into the school and shot someone and his mom didn't care. jesus christ.
Cthulu 0
your mom is awesome
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Comments (123)
Cthulu 0
your mom is awesome
GR3453m0nk3y 4
I second that. I'd want a video tape of that! The same thing happened at my school a few weeks ago. But it wasn't on the news. :(
Duckasaurus 0
Haven't heard about. Not on news. Fake.
genius_man16 1
*presses the so what button* It may be a little annoying to have your school on lockdown, but how is "my mom said she would tape it" a FML? Whatever, who cares, nothing happened, and you got out of class, you should be happy.
samenames 0
she didn't seem concerned about him >_> that's why it's an fml
Sorgenlos 0
Not fake, just because it wasn't on the news. This happened at my old high school the other day, Westlake High School in Austin, Texas.
FarSide 23
Yes, it did happen. In Austin Texas. Google Austin Statesman newspaper. Next time search before you speak... DICKasaurus.
FarSide 23
Wrong again Genius. The school was on lockdown. No one went no where. You are going to be such a loser.
wooow_sucks_for_ 0
what I want to know is why were you texting your mom during lockdown?
Cubana_fml 0
it probably wasn't in your area, stupid..... and it was probably nothing big where anyone got shot or anything so it wasnt put on all news channels.
Cubana_fml 0
^^ wrote that to #33.
FweakofCydonia 40
Journalists need people like her on the frontlines.
GeneralB 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI dummy
hayoudumbass 0
how does he deserve it fag ****
danielw 0
why is that bad?
Leprecon 3
I dont get it either, was his mother supposed to come riding on a unicorn to kill the guy will a gun?
missmontreal97 4
#73 made my day . but same here.. I read the comments and replies for #1 and it said tht she wasn't concerned about him.. I don't get this fml
FusionPlacebo 26
She should've been concerned about her own child. Op posted it because their mother was only saying they'd tape the news channel they were on. She wasn't even worried about her own child.
DumbStruck79 0
Why is this a FML? Later you can all enjoy it again over xmas dinner...
sexy_chan 0
I think that's sweet of her.
davidomke 0
I agree. "look friends, that's my son's school!"
sexy_chan 0
Video scrapbook time!
ydi_ruuc 0
And look!There's the crazy guy with the gun!And the police!
Bloodknight 22
Soo not seeing the FML in this at all.
mileycyruslvrrrr 0
i think you are all idiots. it's an fml because there was a ******* crazy man that could have gone into the school and shot someone and his mom didn't care. jesus christ.
meeeep 0
i think you're the idiot for loving miley cyrus.
margret_audur 0
Why was this comment rated "bad"? It's only the truth x'D
danielw 0
totally agree with #12 and #9, he shouldn't care either. Did he really think that the man was going to burst into the school and start shooting? This is a stupid FML.
skaterxgiirl23 0
what does liking miley cyrus have anything to do with this..?
FarSide 23
WTF?? You should consider reading some news sites instead of wanking to ********** **** all day. This stuff happens many times each year.
FarSide 23
@12... only because you prefer little boys...
JimmyShoes 0
Things like that have happened before.
horneyhic 15
maby his mom did care but would u rather a mom that get all hysterical over everything or one that tries to make a joke to lighten the mood
FweakofCydonia 40
Ad hominem attacks (attacking the person for things that have nothing to do with this whole debacle) are never cool.
plexico 4
That must have been suspicious! You can't sit in your car for two hours in Texas. It's too ******* hot. You have to be crazy to sit in a car here. The gun? Big deal, everyone's got one or two of them on them at any given time. This IS Texas!
mileycyruslvrrrr 0
he probably is crazy. haha it's kind of weird to just have a gun out by a school. that is why we need more people like clive owen in shoot em up. he wouldn't take that shit!
FarSide 23
you are such a retarded mofo. now you know the weather, everyday in TX?
plexico 4
Yes, I do live here. While FML's have to start with "Today" as a rule, it often means within the past few days. It's been pretty ******* hot here, asshole.
WhyworldWhy 0
you texted during a lockdown?!? If that had gone off while a man was in the school you would have been dead!
07_MKV 0
Well... Obviously he wasnt in the school, so there is nothing bad about it... If the guy was in the school, i really doubt he would have been texting
skaterxgiirl23 0
i would probly text durning a lockdown its called you have your phone on silent so noone will hear it duh..!
jessxoxo28 5
LOL, wow, ur mom definitely loves u