Today, we had a lockdown in our school for 2 hours because a man was sitting outside our school in his car with a gun in hand. I texted my mom telling her what was going on and that it's on the news. She responded saying "I'll tape it". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML
Today, my dad described our security cameras recording a stranger stealing money from his car, and then called me unhealthy and paranoid for locking my car all the time. My car is usually parked right next to his. FML
Today, right before the most important final of my education, I got a text from my mom saying my house had burned to the ground, and my children were outside waiting for the firemen. I panicked, left school, and sped home… all for her to laugh and tell me it was “just a joke.” FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
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mileycyruslvrrrr 0
i think you are all idiots. it's an fml because there was a ******* crazy man that could have gone into the school and shot someone and his mom didn't care. jesus christ.
Cthulu 0
your mom is awesome
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catiecat 0
http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/local/westlake_high_school_on_lockdown There's the news story.
nutta 0
Haha thanks for that
GeeksAreFreaks 0
My school had a 2 hour lock down on friday too but it wasent a man with a gun lol ur moms too funny
skullbuster 0
I'm sorry OP, but what the **** did you want your Mom to do? Was she supposed to gather Hannibal, Face, BJ Barracas, and Murdoch into the van and go all A-team on the gunman's ass?
Anteezy 7
rofl
chabz_fml 0
If you have a problem, if noone else can help, and if you can find them, you just might be able to hire, THE A-TEAM!
NomDeGuerre 0
So? What did you want her to say?
miss101 3
lol i like your mom so did you watch it?
leslielove11 0
how do u add pictures? :)
riplox 0
WHY DO AMERICAN'S THINK THEIR CITIZENS NEED GUNS? self protection from others with guns? OP's story is sooo common in USA. totally avoidable
guitar0501 0
And the fml is.............?
tj22173 0
I WAS THERE, SER MAJ SEN 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elnorris14 19
you can see this was posted in 2009
fluffysponges 0
Cool mom. Although lemme tell you, lockdowns are not fun. I ended up stuck in an annoying class for 9 hours.