Today, we had a lockdown in our school for 2 hours because a man was sitting outside our school in his car with a gun in hand. I texted my mom telling her what was going on and that it's on the news. She responded saying "I'll tape it". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML
Today, my dad described our security cameras recording a stranger stealing money from his car, and then called me unhealthy and paranoid for locking my car all the time. My car is usually parked right next to his. FML
Today, right before the most important final of my education, I got a text from my mom saying my house had burned to the ground, and my children were outside waiting for the firemen. I panicked, left school, and sped home… all for her to laugh and tell me it was “just a joke.” FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
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Top comments
mileycyruslvrrrr 0
i think you are all idiots. it's an fml because there was a ******* crazy man that could have gone into the school and shot someone and his mom didn't care. jesus christ.
Cthulu 0
your mom is awesome
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Comments (123)
dacho 7
Texas. Wow, what a surprise!
plexico 4
Hey, DHD, Don't you find that part about sitting in the car in the hot, Texas sun to be the proof of his mental illness?
Stormmetal1 0
DHD come on just because Columbine happened 10 years ago doesn't mean that Colorado is the place where all the school shootings happen. But, really just some guy is outside of school with a gun? he was probably a parent or waiting for someone and probably had a permit. It is way more likely that a student will go into a school and shoot people than some random guy off the street. No offense, to this guy but how is this an FML? Seriously this guy was the one texting during a lockdown. Probably a bad idea.
playfuldesk 0
I don't see how this is an fml
Smiley60 0
This is an fml because the guy could have came in a shot the whole place up and the moms not even thinking about the kid. She's thinking about taping it
skierdude 0
more of an MLIA
degco44 0
How is this an FML?
LaceyLee 0
And this is an FML how? Seriously.
Temphas 0
How is this a FML more like ur life is awesome and ur mom kicks ass
Mikuo 0
...how is this not a fml?
GR3453m0nk3y 4
This reminds me of a friend of mine not long ago. This is going to start a lot of internet arguments but oh well. About two months ago I went to my brothers graduation from the Marines boot camp at Parris Island and I invited a friend who lives nearby to come along. That friend of mine is muslim by religion. Ok muslim on United States military training facility. Big Whoop right? WRONG he brought his handgun that he kept in his glovebox, (which he has a permit for) What do you think of when you read this? A muslim at boot camp with a gun..... haha he had no intentions of using it but its pretty dumb of him. And thats all I gots to say about that.
PG2 0
was she supposed to come out with guns blazing and kill the guy? this isnt an fml
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
Pretty ******* cool if she did.
danielw 0
...so what happened to him, #27?