Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML
Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
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AnnaT24 2
Shoot, that sucks! I didn't get anything for graduating, I got kicked out. I wish I had a snuggie lol.
DrAbe 0
wow bummer they could have atleast got you something better snuggies are stupid
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Comments (189)
jackinthebox7865 0
aww thats upsetting although now since u have a snuggie if your using it and watching tv or what not your hands will not be trapped in the blanket just like described in the commercial lol
jackinthebox7865 0
also #140 i would so have sex with someone while just wearing a snuggie or vice versa if my girlfriend was only wearing a snuggie i would totally do her but then again i have the luxury to be able to do that and others might not
24788 7
I hate the snuggie. Why would I need a blanket with arms?
ObadiahtheSlim 2
A snuggie? A backwards bathrobe/straightjacket? Man who buys those things?
osnapp55 0
Man those things are flying off the selves it seems like everyone has one join the club
zoxley 0
Snuggies suck balls... Sorry for your luck.
Jzolr 0
Congratz! Now you can look like a complete and total tool wherever you go.
WokFu 0
how is this an fml.... snuggies are freakin' awesome you will never have to be cold while eating infront of your crappy tv ever again
BLACKLIGHTNING 0
Dude, snuggies are PRIMO!! I got the blue one so I feel like Merlin when I wear it! ...... FML
Vehicle 1
Well that really sucks and I'm sorry. You deserve a lot more than a stupid blanket with sleeves that they some reason make a lot of money off of. Hopefully the people at your party made up for this. Or it would be wicked awesome if your parents ended up giving you something else yet. Good luck! Congratulations on your Graduation && Happy Birthday! ~ P.S. Though I do have to say that if they gave you a HUGE party then that was not cheap, dear.