Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Today, it was my college graduation ceremony. My parents didn’t come because they “forgot”, although I told them and had been reminding them for months. Last year was my little sister’s high school graduation. My parents wasted no time going to her ceremony and then took her out to dinner. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, the first gift I opened was from my uncle. It was $80 in clothes that I'd bought for myself a week earlier. FML
Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML
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Danny_Shakes 0
My parents bought me a suitcase after graduation so I could move all my shit our of their house.
trying_madly 0
how funny, that's what i got for my 18th birthday from my parents, to add to the three i already had. My older brother got a computer. I guess bath robes are the universal sign of parental love.
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Comments (142)
yeahreally 6
that sucks....either its the recession, parents who play favorites or just downright suck
Immatheprez 0
maybe they want you to be the next hugh hefner????
rcbarnes 24
Way to re-enforce the gender stereotypes, eh?
patriotsfan12 4
Guess they ran out of money :(
Kielnmsoftly 26
@122 go take your sjw ass to another site.
surething 0
My parents didnt even want to buy me dinner when I graduated...
aznbitch 0
wow imm sorry. when i graduated 8th grade; my parents got me a MacBook.
PurpleSquirrel 0
that's because you're asian
lntreis_fml 0
lol
Noelletakumi 36
99, nobody cares.
Kassad_fml 0
That`s not good at all.. bad parenting.
trying_madly 0
how funny, that's what i got for my 18th birthday from my parents, to add to the three i already had. My older brother got a computer. I guess bath robes are the universal sign of parental love.
ohhboyy 0
dont they feel slightly awkward, or are they too ignorant to notice how wrong that is
Danny_Shakes 0
My parents bought me a suitcase after graduation so I could move all my shit our of their house.
replicate 0
My mom bought me a pair of tweezers... she bought my brothers a weeklong trip to London and a car. So I feel you there.
generalsmith 0
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obviously you are a loser and should reevaluate your life to see why even your parents do not care about you.
tanmandown 0
Buy them a stick of butter for their anniversary to show how much YOU care about THEM... and how *****-ish you think they are for pulling this sort of crap on you.
zoopy_fml 0
Economy's in the shitter, thems the times! Maybe all of the gifts are meant to be combined for one joint experience. Ring+ bathrobe + Europe = YES!
JustTemporary 24
Bracelet*