nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Raiders4ever
United States
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
LostSoul
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Anonymous
Mr Whiskers takes priority
Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML
Ya_I_said_it
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
Kimel
Vincent, France
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
adopted
New York, United States
Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML
BaWanda
San Diego, United States
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
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jtthegr8 26
Condoms... Always handy
SierraaaNicoleee 26
Surprise!!
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Comments (141)
beefstew_54 3
dont be a dick, nick
realSlimjimShady 7
HaHa, its funny because that's his name!
b0ngs 7
orly?
jweezy89 4
It's almost as if he planned that... oh wait.
zobara 29
Explain a joke? Really? You're so smart!
beefstew_54 3
lol. awesome. also #22, yarly. AND another thing, GREAT JOB #20! you get one internet cookie for lamely pointing out my lame joke. lame-o.
AGhost5445 25
Now that you know you should take care of her.
heythere131630 9
If you didn't you were her father she probably didn't either. Wait until tomorrow then go talk to her. Now is the best time. She deserves to know.
emilyjgraham 34
good advice but she might be, like, two? so she wouldn't really understand. I'd say talk to the mother and demand to know why she hadn't told you sooner. I also hope for ops case that she's not only saying now because the guy acting as her father has left!
perdix 31
Ignorance is no excuse . . . you still owe her a present, Pops.
photoquilty 6
Classy.
dead_insects 18
just wondering how you found out..
cindywashere 5
ooh, surprises on birthdays are always fun! whether it be a surprise party or er...a surprise family member! o_O
sleet7 4
Dad of the year award.
dead_insects 18
not his fault if he didn't know...
lalatookasheema 8
Sounds like she'll be having a surprise party.
kikikimsicles 0
Ydi for not manning up and being a father. Unless u didn't know her mother was having your child
auzz1_pride 9
*facepalm* It says in the FML that he never knew he had a kid. Unbelievable stupidity right here. EDIT: ffs phones so slow didn't show ^ comment never mind.