Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Team none of them
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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Comments (659)
beanieboy0789 0
This needs a, "our life sucks" choice
Amanda3000 4
Hey buddy, guess what. This is MY generation too. And my sister's. And my brother's. And my best friend's. And my other friend. And my cousin's. It's a lot of people's generation. this doesn't qualify as an "FML"
iluvmybf211 0
so?!?!
ThePhantomGamer 20
I think that's f everyone's life.
xxSTITCHESxx 4
same here, it's mine two...
calichick3393 2
twilight sux anyways it's all about Harry potter
lenamartinovic 13
Emma Watson was robbed!! Big time. ):
beyondthefallen 0
And you're the one that watched that retarded ****** show.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Filthy muggles.
thisismylife294 2
This FML is a good one, so true!!!!! Inception is amazing and who wants pale sweaty sparkling blood soaked dead guys when you have Leo decaprio??????