Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Top comments
mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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Comments (659)
PandaLoverXD 12
I find this FML very sad....
mjbjenkins 0
More like FEL **** everyone's life.
ImTheAlpha 30
Oh my god, PLEASE kill me now. I hate Twilight. Gah! Why can't they find stuff actually WORTH it, like BVB, BOTDF, BMTH, Skillet, Evanescence, gøød stuff like that?! Stuff that actually SAVES LIVES. Instead, we get little Twilight fangirls squealing about a guy that isn't even real! Goddamn! Ya done goofed, TV, YA DONE GOOFED!
sandman1126 2
Hey it's not just your generation... It's all of ours too
Nerds_vengence 0
It's MTV. Only the retards of our generation actually watch it for entertainment.
accidentprone3 4
It doesn't even matter!!!!! Who cares? Harry Potter was the best!!!!
kayliers 5
Twilight isn't bad but ya ppl who voted r stupid...
monkiki62 5
Probably because all of the movies you listed after that suck ass. Even harry potter. *shudders*
beautycat246 7
Have you ever red twilight? If not, then shut up because it is probably the best series I have ever read.
Dilwann 27
FINALLY! Yes, I know Kristen Stewart has problems showing emotions and all, but indeed, the books are AWESOME. Sure, it's a fairytale, but at least I can imagine how they feel. I must admit, I read 50 Shades not knowing it was fan fiction. The writing style was obviously copied and I hated the books. I felt like the author wrote it for her own pleasure, not the readers. It was boring, even.
metallicaUSMC 3
Yo, I feel your pain.