Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. FML
Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my first time having sex was in the back of her car in my university parking garage. We went for hours with people walking all around us not noticing, because we fogged up the car after a while. While I got out, I noticed my best friend with the biggest grin taking a picture of me getting out of her car. FML
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Top comments
Asario 0
when you got caught did you ask the person who caught you if they wanted a threesome?
spoilt_ 15
what the hell 25 ??
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Comments (135)
lgslater22 0
nice lol
deadshadow_fml 0
been there done that. wait in a car or outside? lol
kcnutt10 1
Your hand doesn't count.
BallsFace 0
^ win
valri3 0
And that is why we use commas.
ilovepandaz 2
should've done early in the morning when it was closed
NuyoRicanGirl 3
that's no fun =(
josephhhhhh 0
you and your bf are complete retards..enough said
Kelita 0
Don't hate cause ur sex life whack haha
BananaPancakesJJ 0
Lmfao!! probably doesn't even have a sex life. sex in public is amazing. I would definitely do it again.
xeldawyn 14
Agreed, 103
Ranimal 12
Says the people who have probably never done it. Pfft.
Feverrotes 15
So since OP never specified that they were getting it on inside a vehicle, I think it's safe to assume that they were doing it outside for everyone to see......
doublewide420 0
if they didnt mention, why is it safe to assume outside.
Seanie 0
so you're assuming that they drove to the mall, got out of the car and ****** in the next space? i think it's "safe to assume" they were in the car..
DaveOnDope 4
"Why don't we do it, in the road?" (Too obscure?)
Do_i_know_you123 0
lol that's a song right? I forgot who it was made by.
cpatrick820 3
Sad that people don't know this. The Beatles, people. They were pioneers of modern music.
rudegirlmania 10
amazing how people don't know this
daytoday21 10
Dude, since when are the Beatles obscure?
perdix 31
And then it's fun for Paul Blart. That makes his ******' year!
QWERTYCommander 5
You and your boyfriend are complete idiots.
mintcar 10
-Sigh- Whats is so wrong with having sex in the privacy of your own home? You sound 16, OP. I'm glad you got caught.
Kelita 0
I think 99% of the time u should do it at home but like every blue moon it's ok to do Somethin fun u know. But ur right for the most part house but it's fun to change it up.
tammy0312 6
I agree with 51... I mean it's much more comfortable in your own home, but it's an exhilerating feeling to do what's forbidden and for it to feel so good!
hurshanandwala 0
hey you looking nice
SupraHippo 6
But you look 16
PancakesEqualLov 0
you ******* dipshit. you totally deserve being caught.