Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. FML
Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my first time having sex was in the back of her car in my university parking garage. We went for hours with people walking all around us not noticing, because we fogged up the car after a while. While I got out, I noticed my best friend with the biggest grin taking a picture of me getting out of her car. FML
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Top comments
Asario 0
when you got caught did you ask the person who caught you if they wanted a threesome?
spoilt_ 15
what the hell 25 ??
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hersactually 0
you could hv kept a lookout.
docscientist 10
Should've done it out on a lake in a boat. Then you could've practiced your stroke.
NuyoRicanGirl 3
I think it's really the feeling of doing something forbidden =)
Privations_fml 3
Dumbass. I hope you got nailed for indecent exposure or something o_O Idk what they can do
Stupidpeopleanno 5
#26, perdix you sly dog you! You also watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop! *Internet high five*
fartacus 0
Well, that was stupid. You shouldn't have done that to begin with.
LuckyStar86 0
Try being the security guard doing the catching... of two guys. *raises hand*
hamsmum 2
I agree with #29. I do not feel the need to have sex outside the comfort of my home, and I am very happy with my sex life. However, I did do the same stupid thing when I was 16 but it was in a car in a deserted carpark, late at night.
shaaayyee 0
do you know how many children you've scarred for life?
finndandy 0
you did it in the daytime didn't you? and without tinted windows? in the front seat? I'm sure ydi