Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. FML
Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my first time having sex was in the back of her car in my university parking garage. We went for hours with people walking all around us not noticing, because we fogged up the car after a while. While I got out, I noticed my best friend with the biggest grin taking a picture of me getting out of her car. FML
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Asario 0
when you got caught did you ask the person who caught you if they wanted a threesome?
spoilt_ 15
what the hell 25 ??
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Silent_dream 0
haha all those poor little kids who probably walked by pointing and asking their momies why the car was rocking
underguarded 20
5 minutes of non-satisfying sex and you get caught. Next time , try to actually finish
UpsidedownKayak 9
I think it depends on who catches you. A ride to the police station is a total kill joy, but a round of applause is awesome. Next time, OP, try some where a little less crowded.
dezinspaaace 0
so you were caught in your car....or outside for the whole world to see? either way, YDI.
Shyke 0
Actually, OP being in a car was never mentioned. For all we know, they could've done it right infront of the store.
Shyke 0
Sorry. I meant to post that as a regular comment, not a reply to your comment.
heyidcstfu 0
I have to agree that sex in public is exhilarating. but it's always a good idea to pick a time and place your least likely to get caught. it's like role playing. reality isn't that pretty.
heyidcstfu 0
you're* Christ and I have an english degree
UpsidedownKayak 9
Jesus Christ graduated with an english degree? I did not know that. So, what was he like in class? Was it frustrating having the same class with someone that is perfect? I bet that really messed with the grading curve.
docscientist 10
He failed for your sins.
cowboyy_fml 0
all I know is... I'm really horny right now..
drew579 0
omg no way! me to!
krazy_glu3 0
one of y'all is suppose to be the lookout... come on now, common sense when it comes to public sex!!!
Kelita 0
that's awesome lol I did the same n got caught n the cops said to just get a room lmao! I think every blue moon it's ok cause u wanna do Somethin crazy not b boring all the time!!
sourgirl101 29
That's because cops are the biggest perverts! lol
krazy_glu3 0
for real? no they aren't.
Kelita 0
it's not retarded.....don't hate cause ur sex life is borin.
sallen0046 4
Don't be ignorant. Just because someone isn't stupid enough to get caught having sex in a public place does not mean they have a boring sex life. If you want to try a new location, how about having the common sense to chose one that isn't a public parking lot with security and cameras?
Kelita 0
well now we know who ain't gettin any action. Maybe u need some, n that good too lol Oh advice.....the bigger the better ;-)
alexer257 8
*cough* **** *cough*
joss12 0
haha been there done that except it happened to me at the park.