Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. FML
Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my first time having sex was in the back of her car in my university parking garage. We went for hours with people walking all around us not noticing, because we fogged up the car after a while. While I got out, I noticed my best friend with the biggest grin taking a picture of me getting out of her car. FML
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Asario 0
when you got caught did you ask the person who caught you if they wanted a threesome?
spoilt_ 15
what the hell 25 ??
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Comments (135)
howslife123 0
this is why peopl get jobs at malls
ey3seecold 0
No self respect and zero modesty you like the feeling of getting caught till you actually got caught well hope you love the feeling of getting caught up and actually getting caught up to your fate which is getting caught.
spoilt_ 15
what the hell 25 ??
Perksofbeingawal 0
Hahahahahah 32 your comment literally made me laugh out loud.
Kelita 0
HAHAHAHA 25 cracked me up too
Kelita 0
I meant 32 lol
ledzeppelinIV 0
haha mini fail 62
Kelita 0
hehe
falloutNV 0
first, and atleast you tried ;p
josephhhhhh 0
third ehehehehehe
DigitalKnight 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Having sex in a public place is just plain retarded.
kboy1234 0
y is it retarded... the fml said it's an exhilarating experience ... so from experience I know it's fun also .. it's the trill of getting caught that is what makes it more fun...
Yee12 0
Kboy, you're an idiot. Please learn to spell.
GreatGeak 8
I'm anti grammar Nazi, so I'm with kboy. boom
MissFukMyLuck 0
11 and 22 I agree, whats life if you don't learn to live it?
Kelita 0
I'm guessin ur sex life is boring......
dudeitsdanny 10
Sex in public is awesome. Especially when you're in plain view, but somehow no sees you. It's a good rush. Everyone should try it at least once.
dayday14_fml 4
I agree wit 4
BunnehDino 0
No, getting caught is retarded... We've all had sex in public atleast once.
redtigerlily 5
Your sex life must be boring, sticking to the bed. I like to get my **** and my knees dirty sometimes.
AwesomeAsFcuk 0
I did it in a train once.... standing up. And no one seemed to notice
Ranimal 12
Uhm, learn to spice things up. The same sex inside the house gets boring. Take it to a new level and live it up. Don't put it down if you've never tried it.
tinklovr_23 8
No having sex in a public place is fun as ****!
0hs0unique 0
true lol but it's more fun at a park well when I was 17 it was lol
Alanah101 0
At least you can say.. "Been there, done that." XD
insanesna1l 0
the judge will take that into consideration
porky36 0
haha that's why there are tinted windows
josephhhhhh 0
puta barca..Hala Madrid
amayaa_fml 7
who would actually invest in tinted windows for that?
brothersbutler 0
men.
PSQ91 6
Hala Özil
sweetstuffFML 1
xD lol
McGherkin 0
The clue is in the rocking ;)
rpace35 0
Amen 46 Amen
NCR 0
ydi for being a ******* moron
pandapoopDX 0
that's hot
dielfrag14 0
THAT'S HOT.
MakaylaCommisso 0
hmm
banana_buddy 6
THATS SO HOT I JUST JIZZED MYSELF FROM READING IT.
dielfrag14 0
AMeN MAN except not really lol
Asario 0
when you got caught did you ask the person who caught you if they wanted a threesome?
JasonJ 5
Win^ xD
Alexxcunningham 0
double win. for the comment and the sick ass panda picture xD
SassiestLemon 2
OMG I have that pic too! But win for comment xD