Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a bodega when I spotted a celebrity I’ve had a huge crush on for years. I decided to go up and introduce myself, but instead of saying something cool, I panicked and shouted, "I love your cereal!" They looked confused, and I immediately realized I was staring at the wrong person, just someone who just looked a lot like them. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
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prestigion 4
57 - jokes on you, Neville is actually hot as shit now
Xatraris 38
Hagrid for sure. Everyone loves that hairy giant.
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Comments (118)
chottu 16
I'm dying to know who it was!!!
sharibaby 6
Please tell! Who was it??
skyeyez9 25
Oh for ***** sake OP!! Comment on your FML and tell us who it was!
fuckmylife518 15
WHICH ONE?!?!???????!!!!! *major Harry Potter fan here!! :D* PLEASE tell us!!!
jackiemora 18
Oh yeah don't tell us who OP, it's not like we wanted to know. We like guessing, That's cool. Thank you.
Jssleyn 13
Muggles..
titibug823 11
Its nice that you tried to play it cool, but I dont think most actors mind when you say calmly "Oh my gosh! Its so nice to meet you! I am big fan!" In fact, most that I've met find it flattering.
chandlerbelacic 17
KWHO WAS IT?! IM SO JEALOUS OF YOU! FANGASM!
broken20 2
how could you NOT tell us who it was?!
skyeyez9 25
Probably too embarrassed to admit it was that woman giant Hagrid danced with at the Yule Ball.
MuseFan1991 14
i'll never understand pretending not to know someone. surely it would have been better to say you're a big fan and get a photo? everyone's heard of Harry Potter time for an anecdote: when i met Pritchard and Dainton from Dirty Sanchez, the first time i was star struck and couldn't speak apart from to scream their names, and the second time i stopped them and politely asked for an autograph and photo. they seemed to prefer the second one more, im assuming because i was acting far more sane ^_^