Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a bodega when I spotted a celebrity I’ve had a huge crush on for years. I decided to go up and introduce myself, but instead of saying something cool, I panicked and shouted, "I love your cereal!" They looked confused, and I immediately realized I was staring at the wrong person, just someone who just looked a lot like them. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
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prestigion 4
57 - jokes on you, Neville is actually hot as shit now
Xatraris 38
Hagrid for sure. Everyone loves that hairy giant.
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MandieL 27
Who was it??
Xatraris 38
Hagrid for sure. Everyone loves that hairy giant.
Ambient25 25
It was Snape
poopsi 19
No, it's Dobby for sure. Who can resist those eyes?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
No matter who it was, OP, I am so jealous of you. Know that. But please tell us who it was. ;)
oj101 33
Voldemort for sure.
Grimnirwher9 21
#27 - Impossible. Dobby died, remember?
perdix 31
Dudley.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Guys, guys. It was obviously Neville.
Roskosity 22
Matthew Lewis, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Oliver Phelps, James Phelps, David Tennant, Chris Rankin, Tom Felton, I can go on and on...
prestigion 4
57 - jokes on you, Neville is actually hot as shit now
Palirose 22
1... Im afraid OP may never a answer the question. :( i hope OP does though.
perdix 31
#59, please do, but promise us you are doing it from memory and not just transcribing from IMDB.com. After you finish the actors, do the actresses and then the crew. 50 points to Gryffindor if you can name the Key Grip for "Goblet of Fire" off the top of your head.
MidnaLink 35
As long as it wasn't Tom Felton…
lmasters35 5
OP. TELL US. TELL US PLEASE.
cieloalicia 16
I used to be in love with the Weasley twins.
skyeyez9 25
Neville was a chubby and nerdy looking kid, but grew up to be a very good looking man.
fuckmylife518 15
Used to be?? ;)
chanellgymnast 17
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
jxcala 10
Those were his real teeth. He got work done on them when he got older
jxcala 10
100-People don't get your humor. Obviously it was"Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley".
PrincessPesa 20
It was Buckbeak!
depocadoll 15
Nope. They we're false teeth. I've seen every interview and read any article I could get my hands on. Lets pretend I didn't just admit that online...
MDTeddy 13
Who cares who it was? Why is this an fml? Anyway, I like Evannah Lynch.
heygirlie777 21
112 is right! They were fake.
Roskosity 22
Key grip for GOF. I have failed you, Perdix. However, I can attest that I knew all of these and the previous list from the top of my head. Alan Rickman, Timothy Spalls, Richard Harris, Alfie Enoch, Richard Griffiths rip, Devon Murray, Harry Melling, Michael Gambon, Robbie Coltrane, Robert Pattinson, Ralph Fiennes, Gary Oldman. Emma Watson, Bonnie Wright, Afshan Azad, Maggie Smith, Imelda Staunton, Evanna Lynch, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters, Helena Bonham-Carter, Katie Leung. David Heyman, Christopher Columbus, Jk Rowling, but unfortunately I don't know the key grip. So i looked him up Dave Appleby.
kathbutter 12
He wore a fat suit in the first Harry potters though!
Nilorak 24
That's a hairy situation.
Ctrl_H 18
no
Nilorak 24
Yes.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#41 - Only if it was Hagrid. :)
nicolemadden 11
Very embarrasting. You should have borrowed Harry's invisibility cloak. :D
kamikrazy 6
Bloody Hell.
thepunman 11
What do periods have to do with this?
AbstraktThoughts 13
Why would you pretend that you didn't know him?
Ambient25 25
Exactly! Why would he be like "Oh no, she's one of the millions of people who have seen the movies, I can't continue"...
Pyapi 20
I think if he knew that she DID know who he was but was playing it cool and not overreacting, he might've liked her some more.
ileenefudge 29
Did you forget that was your theme tune?
Nilorak 24
I think so.
ileenefudge 29
Sorry made an obvious question.
poopsi 19
It's okay, happens to the best of us. However, for your mistake you must now balance two chihuahuas on stilts on your nose whilst counting back from 100 in Japanese. That is the only way to win the FML community back.
Ambient25 25
She has to listen to Rebecca Black on a loop for 6 hours as well
poopsi 19
I don't think this requires the death penalty quite yet.. o.o"
ileenefudge 29
Sorry 29 but I think I'll take my chances with the chihuahuas and skip the Rebecca black soundtrack.
AngelSpit 18
I'm still trying to figure out if you have to wear the stilts or the chihuahuas do...
da_directioner39 17
29 - Aw, c'mon! No one deserves that!
ileenefudge 29
67 I think I do but I'm not sure.. :/
depocadoll 15
Everyone knows Harry Potter, thy probably knew you were cheesin. But hey, that's kinda cute, and you ever know, they might have thought so too. :X
AshaaFerreira 22
I had a Crush on Rupert Grint since the first Harry Potter came out. I don't think I could have been calm. I'd die lol. Good for you op for trying to keep your cool
Marmarfarfar 25
Who the heck plays cool when they meet their celebrity crush?
nicolemadden 11
Still better than the band groupies who won't let them breathe and ripp their eyes for an autograph.
RodzillaX 30
I'll take "Question by FML user" for 500. Somebody that lacks common sense?
EVnIAS 13
I don't care for most famous people and know I would not care to meet a lot of them but if it's one of those I really love or even my celebrity crush I could not keep it cool...
Ambient25 25
My celebrity crush is Audrey Hepburn....well 1960s Audrey lol
AngelSpit 18
My fair lady, lets drop the Charade don't make that Funny Face, in the morning well have Breakfast at Tiffany's have Two for the Road then We go to Monte Carlo for a Roman Holiday of sorts maybe go visit Sabrina so hurry and pack ill only Wait until dark
Ambient25 25
I wish I could like that a million times, that was awesome
AngelSpit 18
Thank you, I adore Audrey Hepburn
darkenedone 27
Why would you pretend you don't know them? How is it an FML to meet your childhood celebrity crush, even if something mildly embarrassing happened?
loppisloppan 2
Who was it????