Today, the sprinklers in the hotel room came on and stayed on. There was no fire. My family is currently living in the hotel, so everything we own is soaked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML
Today, I'm staying in a hotel. The power went out while I was having a shower. So I waited for it to come back on, until an announcement came over the fire alarm, "Due to generating failure, the power will be off for the rest of the night. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused, and have a good night." FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
Today, after house sitting for my future father-in-law and managing to keep things spotless for 3 weeks, a pipe burst. It flooded the place and shorted out a plug socket, causing a fire that ruined the front room. He gets home in 3 hours. I'm screwed. FML
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Today, I'm living in a hotel and my mum took a fat dump, clogging the toilet. When she tried to plunge it, it began overflowing. I had to start running in and out with trash and clean the room as fast as possible so that they didn't have any extra reasons to kick us out. Turns out they can't do anything tonight. FML
Today, on vacation with family, the power goes off in the middle of the night. I wake up as the A/C starts dripping on my head. No air, wet pillow, can't sleep, but I decide to tough it out until morning rather than wake everyone. In the morning, I discovered my sister had hit the breaker because she couldn't find the light switch. FML
Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Better than having the whole place burn down and lose everything. Sucks though.
perdix 31
It was Zach's fault! Get your mom from the lounge where she's singing and Mr. Mosby to kick his ass! Life's not so suite when everything's soaked, is it?
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Comments (86)
ZacharyorAndrew 0
the managers tired of you not paying the rent
Kartaleena 0
Hope you weren't wearing white... or do I?
Unstoppable15 0
Well, you get what you pay for. -__-
imaweiner00 5
I didn't know you and your family likes to get wet.
evfreak_fml 0
There must have not been a pool at the hotel.
evfreak_fml 0
HOTELS, are filthy and disgusting. YDI.
kinkky87 0
haha
kinkky87 0
you are a liar! I install fire sprinklers for a living and only the one over the fire goes off because of the heat sensitive bulbs in them
kravenlupei 0
Go read #58. Seriously, then jump off a bridge for being stupid and making my industry and profession look bad. Can't believe I had to sign into FML for the first time in ages to say this.
Jsalcedo23 0
you're hott
nickyp22 0
Funny how sprinklers don't turn on unless there is a fire good try tho