Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
Today, I lost my earbuds on the subway to work, so I had to listen to my boss's terrible music all day. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
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Top comments
Monikabug 9
At least Footloose is a good tune! :)
Fminetoo 0
Coulda been the Jonas Brothers. : P
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orangesodaftw 0
Footloose is awesome, though I wouldn't want to listen to it for eight hours straight.
drewbell 0
bitch bitch bitch that's all you are.
darkmis1 18
At least it's a good song.
Jatz0rz 0
LOL YA FYL! If you needed a good excuse to quit, I think you were just handed one on a silver platter.
derschadenfreude 5
Did Kevin Bacon buy anything that day?
samothrace_fml 0
better than Michael McDonald's Greatest Hits Concert on DVD on a perpetual loop.
lendahandmanda 0
^^ This comment FTW. Even though the concept is from 40 Year Old Virgin, Michael McDonald drives me NUTS.
samothrace_fml 0
I give Judd Apatow/Steve Carell all the credit for protraying what my own personal hell would be.
katmandont 0
Could have been Michael Bolton
iamchuck 0
The radio wasn't on the fritz. You are slowly turning into Kevin Bacon.
lendahandmanda 0
I wish there was a "Like" button on FML just for this.
CallMeHush 1
I would have danced all day :D
apintsizepeanut_fml 4
I would've hurt someone.
canyouwangchung 0
did you angry dance?