Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
Today, I lost my earbuds on the subway to work, so I had to listen to my boss's terrible music all day. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
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Top comments
Monikabug 9
At least Footloose is a good tune! :)
Fminetoo 0
Coulda been the Jonas Brothers. : P
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krissygirly 0
I heard this six hours a day five days a week for the school play last year, I still listen to it and still know every step to the dance from hearing it that often
maxamus951852 3
Damn i would ******* kill myself if that happened to me..
dchap15 1
Good song!
KalCountry76 12
Dance
herekittie99 1
At least it's not beiber ??
capslockisgood 19
Footloose? Where's the FML?
purplexpinapple 11
Footloose is good, at least you weren't listening to 1D. *shudder*
conflictedebola 20
The first thing that came to mind was "This is even worse than that Hyperbole and a Half story". Another day ruined by Kenny Loggins.
diyos 15
You got nerves of steel, good job op!