Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
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ThankYhuCaptinOb 0
It says you are a man. You deserve it for 1. Getting Drunk 2. Fighting a GIRL and 2. For thinking you could win. Just playing. But really , never underestimate a girl. :)
reyemrein 0
Sorry to be a counting Nazi, but you said two twice.
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Comments (142)
13__Loki__13 1
Did you cry? You did didn't you? And you secretly had an errection. Tsk tsk
greatsarcazm 0
facebook sucks ass. enuff said.:
ColdGold 6
Are you okay? Eat something before you drink alcohol and drink water between drinks.
guil9910 0
whats ur name if i wanna see those pics?
amb_787 0
haha that is hilarious i agree guil9910 ^^
ObSCENEx 3
sucks to be you right now :) and LOLLL i would love to see the pics haha
xnolox 0
sauce?
Nikolovichski 0
That is freakin' HILARIOUS!!!!!!
kelliejellie 3
i wanna see the pics!!
starfire555 0
what's a matter with being punched by a girl?sexist much