Today, the officers of my archery club forgot to check if anybody was behind the targets looking for arrows. I got hit in the leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at archery practice, I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets, some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, while talking to a friend, I momentarily forgot the word for archery and instead called it, “Bow-and-Arrow Jutsu.” FML
Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I was out shooting pigeons with my brother. I decided to climb a tree to get a better view of where they were flying in from. As I perched on a branch and surveyed the skies, my idiot brother mistook me for a pigeon and shot me in the leg. FML
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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
"I used to be an archer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
Soninuva 41
This sounds like the beginning of a bad Skyrim joke...
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Comments (92)
SailorSolaris 43
I'm a novice archer, and even I always make sure I'm in an open area where I can SEE if someone is around the targets (which are just paper sheets). Sorry they made such an amateur mistake, OP. Hope there's no permanent damage.
wheelz12367 6
sounds like a law suit to me
Madrias 36
Well, your time as an adventurer may be over, but at least you can always join the City Guard.
Egorf 8
I run an archery club and am a certified range safety officer. Who've was running the lines is liable for whatever happens on the range. You have ground to sue them, if not have them removed from their position
Egorf 8
Also as a general rule for ranges and 3D shoots, there should always be someone in front of the target. On a target range the safety officer has to always be the last one to cross the line
berkeleyjake 13
I guess now if the time to join the city guard
jolmama 2
Why are you behind the targets in the first place?
ipohvy 11
You have failed this city
dominickkasal 3
that sucks op, they were careless, but you have to look on the bright side, at least you didn't get hit in the head on in vital organs, but I agree, those guys are idiots for not checking
thanitos05 4
i use to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow to the knee