Today, the officers of my archery club forgot to check if anybody was behind the targets looking for arrows. I got hit in the leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at archery practice, I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets, some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, while talking to a friend, I momentarily forgot the word for archery and instead called it, “Bow-and-Arrow Jutsu.” FML
Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I was out shooting pigeons with my brother. I decided to climb a tree to get a better view of where they were flying in from. As I perched on a branch and surveyed the skies, my idiot brother mistook me for a pigeon and shot me in the leg. FML
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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
"I used to be an archer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
Soninuva 41
This sounds like the beginning of a bad Skyrim joke...
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Comments (92)
aedar 16
At least it wasn't your gluteus maximus :) Anybody? Please tell me at least somebody got the joke...
Kailayla 29
How did that happen? I'm an archer as well and everytime someone makes a mistake, and that happens very rarely, someone corrects them so no one can get shot. In this case, I'd go to the club's board and work things out. This can't go unpunished.
kemando 22
Your kouhai just wanted you to notice. on the upside, you can now forever say that you "took an arrow to the knee", and have it be completely true and not just for dank meme purposes.
laden_swallow09 35
Do you even know what "dank" means?
kemando 22
You must be new to the internet. Please google "Dank Memes", and educate yourself. hint, it's satirical.
OnlySkyrimStays 11
What is it? Dragons?
domolovesyoshi 33
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweet role"
SunshineBoy_fml 16
Someone call the police and ambulance!! Seriously, they should enhance the procedure
ldhull 16
I hope your feeling better. That could have ended worse for you.
EnJey0 19
Maybe it's just me, but if there were gaps in between the targets, they'd be able to see you, and if it was just a full wall like some archery ranges, the arrow would be stopped by the target.
Muskrat777 13
who knows? maybe he got hit in the leg because he didnt check behind the targets
yerawizardlizzy 27
Hopefully they were using practice/target tips. A broadhead would be so much worse.
Kailayla 29
A target tip would still do damage. Of course a broadhead does more damage, and that's why some countries or clubs forbid them.
yerawizardlizzy 27
Yes, I know a target tip would do damage. I'm an archer too. I'd still take a target tip over a broadhead.
_KTOXGAMER_ 0
You must have been a good marksman, but then you took an arrow to the knee..... I just had to do that. Sorry.