Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
Today, since we can’t go out due to the quarantine, my wife decided she wanted to shave my back with a razor. Two hours later, I have a sore back and I look like I'm wearing the front half of the worlds ugliest sweater vest. FML
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Top comments
Drigr 9
Men shave hearts into their pubes? What the ****?
WPQ14 15
They've got creams for that, you know. Ouch.
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Comments (123)
groupleader 7
Next time go to that free clinic in the public restroom and have a bum manscape your junk.
perdix 31
It would be funny if you shaved a brain into your pubes -- indickative of where you do your thinking;)
linkinpark98 24
Maybe she's into that?...... Yeah, probably not. :P
jayisacooter 1
Wow a man with heart shaped pubes?? Something is wrong dude
yolo95 5
ydi cause who would do that?
HolyPotato 9
Him, obviously.
Pufferfish78 5
What the hell did you use to shave? A chainsaw? Maybe you should stay away from all sharp objects from now on.
kiki122012 5
That's not weird at all . . .
Dnigz13 4
people do some pretty strange things now a days
MrDiezel 3
He must not shave down there often. With a razor anyway. Nothing I would recommend doing as razor bumps are tough to get by. Especially in that area
rooney0710 5
It's going to itch and itch and itch and itch for a long time. FYI. Don't scratch whatever you do.
flirtyfaery 7
Scratch away, buddy. Nothing says "I love you" more than a pubic love-heart scar.