Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
Today, since we can’t go out due to the quarantine, my wife decided she wanted to shave my back with a razor. Two hours later, I have a sore back and I look like I'm wearing the front half of the worlds ugliest sweater vest. FML
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Top comments
Drigr 9
Men shave hearts into their pubes? What the ****?
WPQ14 15
They've got creams for that, you know. Ouch.
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Comments (123)
Steve95401 49
What's the point of doing that? It's going to grow back in no time at all.
lyssa_jean 7
then why the hell should women trim? its gonna grow back anyways.... The heart is a little weird but hey at least hes trying to keep it neat
chance16 0
To show her love doesn't last lol it'll disappear quicker then he knows
challan 19
This generations man always trims close or shaves... They expect us to and we expect them to. However, I don't want hearts or scabs! Lol :) use bikini area shave gel OP, and watch the direction your hair is growing in, or go get waxed with your wife!
perdix 31
******' strike-breaking thugs! You need to get some union muscle to strengthen your pubic picket line.
perdix 31
Man, if the labor movement weren't dead, this comment would get zillions of union thumbs.
The_Hitdude 12
At what point did you think this was a good idea, OP? You wouldn't happen to be the same couple whose child walked in on you guys braiding pubes too, would you?
redbluegreen 41
Things are shaping up to be pretty odd.
ebonyirony 29
Little deaths in musical beds.
Epsilonyx 15
So it seems I'm someone I've never meEeEet!
TrentF13 12
Cleverrrrr..... ^_-
klorehore 24
I think it's a sweet thought, odd, but sweet. However if my boyfriend did that I would probably burst into hysterical laughter and ruin the mood.
ocie14 9
I think making your pubic hair into a shape is gross. Maybe I'm immature.
OkitaCockroach 19
Your picture... Is it RENT on broadway, or am I that stupid? XD
ocie14 9
Yup it's Adam Pascal an Anthony Rapp as Roger Davis and Mark Cohen, respectively.
ELL10TT203 0
What the hell?
Finnick_fml 12
Thank you for the hideously disturbing mental picture, OP. Shaving a heart into pubes and genital scabs in the same sentence *shiver*
petraphotoDOTca 6
what? it just makes it look mire realistic!! maybe he'll get a merkin, like prostitutes in the olden days. lol
jaredofmo 22
What the heck is wrong with you and your wife?
omarzrgz 3
Where the scabs in a heart shape?