Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I bought a new armband to hold my iPhone while working out so I can listen to music and I was excited to start getting in shape. Unfortunately, when I tried it on, my arm was too big and it didn't fit. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Quality fabric
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML
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br0dawg 6
Haha the irony
BandWagonGuy 8
You've been pretty cruel lately.... You having some bad days??
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catmm 0
Maybe that is your motivation now to loose a few pounds in a healthy non harmful way.
newlife12 0
Confront your lousy therapist. Shame on them for not thinking that through more carefully!!
stompic 2
don't waste your money in a theraphy. Phsychiatrist don't help. They don't know anything about you. just do some workout and follow an intelligent diet. You will soon feel better. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about for having experienced such feelings.Even though, I' not an engineer :D
MuseFan1991 14
while i agree that having a bit of extra meat on your bones is fine (im a uk size 14 and proud), if OP is obese then people need to stop telling her she's beautiful. im not saying she needs to be attacked, but people need to be realistic if she isn't healthy OP, if you are slightly larger, can i suggest leaving FML and taking up exercise? if gyms are too intimidating or you just hate them like me, swimming is great as it's non weight bearing so it doesn't put as much strain on the joints
Daederoth 10
I'm going to wager a guess here and say that you body is not beautiful.
HarleeMae 6
You're an asshole.
HarleeMae 6
Don't worry, OP. Even if you are bigger than average, that doesn't change anything. You're still a beautiful individual. Looks don't make beauty, personality does. Sorry if that sounded cheesy, but that's just the way it is. I'm a girl, I'm fifteen, and I'm average size, just got big hips; and I think bigger women are beautiful. Especially when they have confidence.
summer_errday 0
Ouch.
WeeniesMom 8
You must have left it in the dryer too long...ok probably not. XD
EricaGravalec 2
Really..cuz this is a quote on Facebook.
kei1108 13
NEVER feel badly about your body. You ARE beautiful. :)