Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I bought a new armband to hold my iPhone while working out so I can listen to music and I was excited to start getting in shape. Unfortunately, when I tried it on, my arm was too big and it didn't fit. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Quality fabric
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML
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br0dawg 6
Haha the irony
BandWagonGuy 8
You've been pretty cruel lately.... You having some bad days??
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fm16 5
Lolz
Sai_Run614 7
Consult a new therapist.
Calyx_fml 22
OP, you are not your body. Find out who you are. Forget therapy. Google Mooji.
tori1664 0
Did you know a model over 110 lbs. is considered plus sized? Just saying society has a short line between healthy and fat. A very short line actually.
PlaySpades 21
Actually none of that is true. If a model is 6'2 and weighs 115 pounds she wouldn't be considered plus sized. It's all about proportions, not just the individual measurements. And there is a middle area where someone can be too thick to be a regular model and too thin to be a plus sized model. But we should never look to models when determining healthy versus unhealthy weights for obvious reasons. The line isn't as thin as you make it out to be. There are ranges of healthy weights, for example at 5'3, I can be between 105 and 140 pounds and be considered healthy. And the difference between the two extremes of healthiness increases as your height does.
Chixken 6
Aww it's ok your body is still beautiful.
bethanyjk 0
how rude
emstar828 4
awh hunny; you are beautiful. you dont need a t-shirt to tell you that. itll be okay. i have faith that youll pull through this.
aliceandria 2
That sucks... It was too big, right?
Theend2008 0
In all honnestly i think that was the point.
yuri63f6 7
I accidentally ready t-shirt my "the rapist" gave me...