Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I bought a new armband to hold my iPhone while working out so I can listen to music and I was excited to start getting in shape. Unfortunately, when I tried it on, my arm was too big and it didn't fit. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Quality fabric
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML
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br0dawg 6
Haha the irony
BandWagonGuy 8
You've been pretty cruel lately.... You having some bad days??
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starburst7596 14
It seems therapists are becoming increasingly Creative with the motivational tools they use.
BMC1999 0
Ah shit…
diquejoel 0
aw :(
thatsuxslol 3
It's a sign.
Chey9777 0
Who cares what size you are?!?! Beauty comes from within.
deransc 19
Your therapist is just helping you out in a different way.
mkcherry 14
Everyone is beautiful? If that was true there would be no reason for the word beauty, everyone would be "average at best". Some people are more visually appealing than others (think guys from GQ and girls from Sports illustrated). Most of the people I can think of with beautiful bodies work really hard for those bodies. What everyone DOES have is redeeming qualities that make them human (intelligence, work ethic, natural talent, skill at a sport/instrument/art) and those are the things your therapist should be pushing you to focus on, not your body size. If you really are fat, medically obese or larger, most people (general society) probably are never going to find you particularly beautiful or sexually appealing but so what, that isn't the be all end all of self worth. If you go to a dr. and get a clean bill of health (no hypothyroidism, pcos, diabetes etc) then you CAN loose weight, if being heavy makes you unhappy then by all means do not accept that. Work for what you want. I have a myriad of health conditions that lead to weight gain and people would always tell me that I was beautiful/curvy/whatever at my heaviest (185) but I didnt like it so i changed my life and stay between 115-125 because it makes ME happy. A t-shirt is just a t-shirt but you should like what you see in the mirror
badguy500 4
Well if your a woman you shouldnt need a Shirt to tell yourself your beautiful because a womans body is one of the most beautiful things this life has for humans you just need the right person to show you
badguy500 4
Wow i didnt think that people on here could be so dumb as to have an fml account just to follow someone else's comments. Humans these days are just getting dumber by the day
kesht1996 12
Maybe your body had too much beauty to fit in that shirt?