Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I bought a new armband to hold my iPhone while working out so I can listen to music and I was excited to start getting in shape. Unfortunately, when I tried it on, my arm was too big and it didn't fit. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Quality fabric
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML
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br0dawg 6
Haha the irony
BandWagonGuy 8
You've been pretty cruel lately.... You having some bad days??
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ToxicGhost254 0
OP is from the US, just use your heads guys. What is the #1 health problem affecting Americans right now? Is the #1 health problem affecting Americans beautiful?
babyshaft408 8
Haha that sucks
ceegee415 5
Hey, use it as motivation!
iloveursister 4
Quit pussy footing around this...the OP is fat and you guys saying "ohh she's beautiful" is not helping this fact. Only she can make the decision of does she want to lose weight or continue to be overweight.
andrewmemoirs 2
idk much about this perdix dude but its kinda funny that everyone gets hardcore with their keyboards and trying to prove their opinion is right. let's be real here people he expressed his and you expressed yours. unfortunately the opinions weren't on the the story but someone's comments. people are jerks and people are sweet. let's live with it and keep drama out of the internet. you want drama go follow the kardashians.
RedCrow 0
Your therapist is an idiot. Sorry OP! D:
xiiijinx 5
You need to lose weight. Your body is not beautiful, its a time bomb. I'm just being real. You need to get in better shape, not see a therapist to convince you its fine. Use that money on a health program before you've gone too far to save yourself. Best of luck
SwtCherryPie 26
Just cuz it doesnt fit doesnt mean OP is fat. Maybe she just bought a small shirt and OP has big boobs they wont fit over... doesnt automatically mean OP is unhealthily big.
PlaySpades 21
Not many women are self conscious about their disproportionately large boobs. Most likely she is over weight, maybe not morbidly so but still, going to a gym is just as viable an option as seeing a therapist and learning to accept her body for what it is. And besides, chances are that the therapist didn't give her a size small and so if she can't fit into a generic medium then she probably has some extra weight.
reddudeover 2
Hey, give me back my parachute!
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Your body isn't beautiful when it's small or with huge boobs or when you're just plain fat. It's beautiful when it's healthy. Go get a gym membership or get some friends to join you jogging. Not only will you look beautiful, you'll FEEL beautiful. Just my 2 cents
angelinaanimerg 7
I think there is nothing wrong with being a bit bigger and full sized. As long as you love the way you look someone else will love it too. If not you can A. Learn to love your body or B. work to change it into something you"ll feel good about.