Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working as a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting thirty something guy got on board with two huge bags. Worried, I kept an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML
Today, my cat thought it would be a GREAT idea to sleep in my bag. I only found out when I was driving to work. He isn’t allowed outside. FML
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
Today, the man sitting next to me on the train looked like he was about to be sick. I quickly handed him the nearest bag I could find, a bag full of my lunch for that day. Safe to say he held nothing back. FML
Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML
Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML
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DrownedMyFish 18
How did he get on the train with a dead cat?
darlingdollie 24
So what did you do? And I feel bad for the poor cat This needs a follow up
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Comments (98)
maahilmohamed 6
the hell :o
uarudeassbitchyo 17
This is so funny I probably would've just glared at him and walked away
LatvianPride 16
Aaand, this is why I hate public transportation..
maggiefox 25
What the actual f*ck?!
ahh_rats 15
Was the cat already dead or he killed it?
cook4money 9
I have so many questions. The first is why did the guy have a dead cat with him. OP I really don't know what to say to you other than, thank God you woke up when you did.
mybubbles2000 13
That is mentally disturbing. What was he thinking?
nrocio 2
That is so messed up
InnocentWings 13
....this is ****** up
sanecatlady 13
I can't believe how many FMLs there are about disturbing things that happen to people when they sleep in trains. If I ever ride on a train I am going to drink five cups of coffee to stay awake! O_O
outoftown 27
The key is to balance coffee consumption with bladder capacity. You really don't want to use the train station's restroom.
sanecatlady 13
Well, I probably don't have anything to worry about since the only Subways where I live are the ones that sell sandwiches.