Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, my uncle gave me a very expensive bottle of champagne at a celebratory family event. We were celebrating me spending one year sober. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, my uncle is on vacation with his friend, who sent us a video of their hotel room. He captured a glimpse of my uncle in the shower. Naked. This can't be unseen. FML
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML
Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML
Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML
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elinhjortskull 7
He's sexy and he knows it.
GoWithTheFro 10
Well, at least it's been a memorable year.
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Comments (139)
BrianAlarcon 0
Happy new year !(x
bettedavis 0
oh man
CrazyAsian77 5
One question; Why were you watching him?
Honziie 1
Cause it's kinky
MsCane 6
I was gonna ask the same question.
allerz 0
Staring at him is just gross.
ICATiger 13
Did you help him ??
zoe768532 1
So when people ask you how 2011 was you're gonnna remember him oh don't you just love family
FYLDeep 26
That's only sexy when a girl does it. And typically it's KY Jelly that's used. And then they usually wrestle.
JulieMarie87 7
Kinda depends on the girl.. but it's sexy on guys too.. if they have muscles..
Pufferfish78 5
Better if it's edible ;)
peacefully84 19
YDI for not looking away, fleeing in terror, gouging out your eyes, doing something other than watching that.
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, even watching Lady Gaga look like a ******* idiot on TV while the ball dropped would have been better than this.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Gouging out your eyes is too extreme for this situation. This option only applies when you see what op saw and the most disgusting/horrifying videos on the internet.
Sanch101 7
Being from the UK all the talk of the ball dropping sounds like puberty to me. ;)
intothecrypt 3
Is that because Britain only has one ball?
Sanch101 7
That was Hitler (old WWII joke)
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
And you didn't kill yourself!!??? this is a good thing... you survived and you're not blind either!!!
teyyoshi 19
delicious。。。。maybe
kdahrouj 6
Twenty three, haha is it healthy for the skin?