Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
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Top comments
revan546 24
Well... Can they?
squiggles159 5
damn... if they were lace I wouldn't recommend it.
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Comments (47)
Wizardo 34
Geronimo I say old chap!
DocBastard 40
I love how you say they "somehow" found your knickers like it's some kind of big shock. Unless you had them lying around, they went into your bedroom, rummaged around your drawers, and took them. That takes time, so maaaaaybe you should put down the chips and WATCH THEM. Just a thought.
Juneyah1017 9
Oh lawd, I pray they weren't dirty.
perdix 31
Say yes and take them up to 10000 feet in your airplane. The world would be better with a few less rude assholes.
laden_swallow09 35
*with fewer assholes That's right. I just went there.
CreeperXRemix15 8
GRAMMAR DOMO STRIKES AGAIN
gracehi 33
Sounds like they have a new extreme sport in the works. Lady's underwear skydiving. Sounds legit.
tommylover842 23
I bet that made your pride take a tumble, much like they would if they actually attempted parachuting with undies.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Say yes as long as you can go parachuting with theirs
jessBeAqueen 13
**** it.....GERONIMO!!!!!
kasmol 16
Tell them no, parachuting is dangerous. Then offer to help them make a circus tent with your underwear.
KinkyCurly 13
Hope thier mother doesn't hear about it or you'll be out of a gig. "She let us play with her underwear.."