Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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jfsiv 17
Obviously your boyfriend is an idiot. I would seriously reconsider your relationship with him.
Regulate 21
Has he at least cut out pictures of your face and stuck them on hers? Y'know, just to make it even more weird?
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Comments (13)
cakefete2 31
I'm sure you meant ex boyfriend right? Keeping something like that a secret is definitely grounds for a break up.
jfsiv 17
Obviously your boyfriend is an idiot. I would seriously reconsider your relationship with him.
Regulate 21
Has he at least cut out pictures of your face and stuck them on hers? Y'know, just to make it even more weird?
RichardPencil 32
So, the way she terminated her "girlfriend" status was by moving to "wife?" I did not see that one coming!
squiros 2
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try to think a little, i know it's really hard. wedding photos don't mean wedding. there are a lot of places that will let you do premarriage photos to see how it would go if you got married. they're just photos. she may have been a wife. then things didn't work out, so a while later, they tried girlfriend to try and salvage. apparently, if he's cleaning out the closet, that wasn't working either, so they called it quits to move on. both scenarios, girlfriend would be the correct term to use.
rivenrock 14
I can't believe you're trying to make someone feel stupid for thinking wedding photos mean a couple were married - the conclusion any reasonable person would come to.
redrob44 2
this makes no sense
RikDog 8
I'm honestly wondering why you would even help clean the "ex girlfriends" closet in the first place
Amber Parkey 6
That's quite a lie, girlfriend and wife are nowhere near the samething. I would definitely do serious asking, that's a big lie, marriage is public record. do some digging if you really want to stay in the relationship, but I would RUN. I'd like to see a follow up. hope all is well
Amber Parkey 6
That's quite a lie, girlfriend and wife are nowhere near the samething. I would definitely do serious asking, that's a big lie, marriage is public record. do some digging if you really want to stay in the relationship, but I would RUN. I'd like to see a follow up. hope all is well
Maurice Bury 5
I don't really see any problem. Maybe only that he never told you he was married. I don't know what my girlfriend kept in her closet.
GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
I see how akward it can be to clean his ex's closet. But girlfriend or wife, it's still an ex. An official paper is not defining how much you love someone. Why would it be a problem that he knew love before you ?