Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished my first two weeks as an ice cream truck driver. Now I can't get that annoying ice cream truck music out of my head. It's even in my dreams. FML
Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML
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Top comments
habeeboburky94 0
lmao he's not christian, ignorants. haha He's Muslim. Muslims are now Fasting cause it's Ramadan. Just ignore it, my friends sleep through the day until the Adan. Then they eat. wohoo?
musicgirl373 0
haha i know how you feel. i've been fasting too. just hang in there till maghrib. and to all you who say that he deserves this, i would like you to try it.
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Comments (279)
Rickyretardo 0
44 I'd like you to suck my push pop
super3286 14
justmyluck1212 0
110 chill the heck out
evfreak_fml 0
Fasting for 7 days? Holy crap....
polopony 0
Dislexic athiests don't believe in Dog
joshp406 0
YDI for celebrating Ramadon (or however it is spelled) why on earth would people starve themselves in the name of religian? just a note, i have nothing against muslims
JtownDude 0
all these b*tches wanna lick my ice cream I'm telling u man I'm living your dream haha awsome song
melp97 0
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yeahiknow0 0
Btw joshp406 muslims don't starve themselves because it's part of our religion. It's more like a soul cleansing. Like christians do something else to "cleanse the soul" so do we.
Xx_jESSii 3
I love how everybody argues over this website :) lol
Rudeboi 0
me too, the arguements usually get pretty funny
Peritheplatypus 0
200 lol so truee!