Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished my first two weeks as an ice cream truck driver. Now I can't get that annoying ice cream truck music out of my head. It's even in my dreams. FML
Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML
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habeeboburky94 0
lmao he's not christian, ignorants. haha He's Muslim. Muslims are now Fasting cause it's Ramadan. Just ignore it, my friends sleep through the day until the Adan. Then they eat. wohoo?
musicgirl373 0
haha i know how you feel. i've been fasting too. just hang in there till maghrib. and to all you who say that he deserves this, i would like you to try it.
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doink 0
My cat thinks she is god.
zacharytk72 5
just buy one and save it in the freezer or something...
jumper1984 0
hey 25 how are u fasting if your still eating correct me if I'm wrong but fasting is when u only drink water for a period of how ever long u need to soooo your saying your parents only drink water for 40 days are they on a serious weight loss program
F_MY_L1FE 0
no. fasting, if one's a Muslim( I think he is becuase Ramadan started last week), one do not eat or drink when the sun is up at least. You only eat before sunrise and after sunset.
greatest_alive 0
48 your an idiot. WHOO HOOO FOR RAMADAN !
kile88 2
:-D good luck :)
oldenuff2party 3
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xxAdriixx 0
Maybe OP isn't religious. Maybe they're anorexic or on some crash diet.
illmatic2 16
I could be wrong, but for some major surgeries are you supposed to fast for a day or two?
samanthadude 0
If you're having a surgery that requires you to be under anesthesia then you're not allowed to eat or drink the night and morning before surgery. If you do eat or drink before your surgery, you might choke while under anesthesia and since you'd be sleeping and can't be woken up, you'd die.
xxAdriixx 0
Yep, you're right. Of course, religion IS the most likely reason, I suppose, but I'm just saying... it doesn't HAVE to be because of religion. And even if it is, religion was not the point of this post... people are just eager to start flamewars.
mrcoolman 0
it be like that sometimes....
Aduro 0
By Fasting for that long, you're basically killing yourself...even if it is for religious reasons.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Muslims traditionally feast at night during Ramadan, which is likely why OP's fasting. Not eating for 14 or so hours isn't going to kill anyone unless they're already ill, even if they do it for a month.
guiltypleasure12 0
#124 younger children and the elderly do not have to fast during neither do pregnant women or people of ill health, this fasting during the month of Ramadan isn't meant to break down the weak it is for healthy able bodied people.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Aah, I suspected as much. Thanks for the clarification.
christa953 12
thank you 287. love the pic
maryamd 3
OP I know how you feel I put it on the food Chanel everyday I fast for the last hour :P but it really doesn't temp me today's my worst day of fasting and people who think he diserves it cause he's fasting are dumb it's the rules of his or her religion it's like you telling a Christian to hate Jesus so shutup
immoralideas 0
OP, why don't you buy the ice cream and put it in the freezer until after Maghrib when you can eat it? Jeez. I had a major cupcake urge the other day, so I bought some anyway to eat after sunset. Btw, all the racist and stereotypical comments on here are really entertaining to read. Gives me a good laugh over how some people are so immature and have about as many brain cells as a chimpanzee. Sad how you never learnt to grow the **** up and realise just because everyone isn't like you, you have no right to bring them down. I personally love Ramadan, keeps me nice and light throughout the day. 14 hours without food isn't that hard. I never feel hungry, just thirsty. Stops you from stuffing yourself like a cow everyday. :/
zah_ali 3
it's 19 hours for us here in Scotland - but your right it's not that hard to go without food or drink etc for that period. Ramzan Mubarak :)