Anonymous
United States
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stinkyhair
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Help!
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
angie24w
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Anonymous
Carrollton, United States
I'd give it ten minutes if I was you
Today, I was stuck in a stiflingly hot port-a-potty for 30 minutes with the worst bowel issues ever due to food poisoning. To make things worse, the maintenance guy came two minutes in to drain the thing and had to wait outside till I was done, muttering angrily at me as I took the humiliating walk of shame to my car. FML
good-samaritan-fail
Australia
Good deed of the day
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
mississpissi
Slough, United Kingdom
Many rivers to cross
Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a Portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my Portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID, and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML
S4L
France
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Top comments
zukinihudini 0
Dont they just push open?
JustinComments 3
What a shitty situ-.. Just kidding that's not funny..
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Comments (154)
vbmg152 19
Never use those things!!! Don't you know how nasty they are?? Gross!!! You deserve it!!
MrLuvinmalife 6
Really? that sucks... i'm sorry to hear that.
snafubar 0
I'd say holy shit that sucks. But there's nothing holy about a portapotty.
robertwood 2
haha!! your stuck in a place full of shit when the hell do port-a- pottys have handles??
dropkik19 2
Grow a pair a kick it open
nerdchic 5
I was at the msu game today and I had to pee and when I opened the door to the porter potty - it looked like it exploded... So disgusting
Wise_Old_Guy 3
If you're like me and like to have a weapon by my side at all times during construction work, a shovel is a best friend when you need to dig your way out.
HappyJello 7
Aww that sucks. How'd you get out? You got out right?
laneyp 0
Well that's shitty luck!
Wise_Old_Guy 3
that's why I carry a shovel everywhere I go because you never know when you get stuck in crappy situations like this.