Anonymous
United States
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
stinkyhair
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Help!
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
angie24w
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Anonymous
Carrollton, United States
I'd give it ten minutes if I was you
Today, I was stuck in a stiflingly hot port-a-potty for 30 minutes with the worst bowel issues ever due to food poisoning. To make things worse, the maintenance guy came two minutes in to drain the thing and had to wait outside till I was done, muttering angrily at me as I took the humiliating walk of shame to my car. FML
good-samaritan-fail
Australia
Good deed of the day
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
mississpissi
Slough, United Kingdom
Many rivers to cross
Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a Portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my Portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID, and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML
S4L
France
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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zukinihudini 0
Dont they just push open?
JustinComments 3
What a shitty situ-.. Just kidding that's not funny..
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Comments (154)
bubo_fml 11
Whatever you do, DON'T scream for help! People will take the opportunity to be a jackass & tip over the port-a-potty!
nava1210 12
I think someone will want to use it very soon and end up tipping it over..
boredblonde 17
Free perfume though!
SillyFart 7
Wtf how?
boredblonde 17
Poo perfume!
SillyFart 7
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
boredblonde 17
Nice try, "troll"
flockz 20
were you? because you really can't tell if she's being sarcastic or not? unless you drench yourself in shit on a daily basis, then it's pretty obvious she's kidding.
SillyFart 7
I agree flockz... Honesty I couldn't have thought of something stupider than "poo perfume"
flockz 20
ah well then you must not have a very large imagination, mr silly fart.
SillyFart 7
I dont.. As you can tell by my name I have a brain capacity of a fern :/
boredblonde 17
55- you make that pretty obvious
SillyFart 7
I find your picture hard to ********** to.
boredblonde 17
^ :)
False_Stupidity 42
Eau de Toilet ?
npnptracking 7
Yeah niggas!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I keep re-reading this comment and it still makes no sense to me
Enslaved 38
Yuck! I'd rather pee in the bushes than use one of those port a potties. Sorry, OP. FYL indeed!
KennyMcCrmick322 0
What if OP was making a dump? O.o
bbedlock_fml 7
I wonder if emergency services would be angry if they received a call from someone stuck in a port-a-potty?
lizard399 0
911: here for you when you get stuck in a cornfield maze or a port-a-potty. They even made the number easy to remember.
DelilahPhan 6
I've only used one once or twice but don't they have the thing where it says "available" and "occupy"? Just turn to available and hopefully someone opens it.
Torva_fml 16
You have to unlock the door for it to be available, usually the lock is the handle.
Claudia_Donovan 7
How does that even work?
CollegeGuY2007 0
shout to the guy in the neighboring one your handle broke and you need assistance!!!! haha
leadman1989 16
And now we play the waiting game...
FYLDeep 26
They're only made out of plastic. I'm sure you could kick the door out if you tried.
KiddNYC1O 22
That might tilt it over and shit. Lol.
melissaxo3 1
just keep saying out loud " There's someone in here , now **** off!" :)