Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, I saw my ex asking for change outside a store. I was so shocked and sad to see him in such a position, I offered to take him home with me, let him shower and cook him a good meal. He laughed in my face and said, "Nah, I just do this for some quick bucks. It’s easier than working." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML
Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML
Today, after presenting my husband with a more than fair request to pay me an hourly wage for being a stay-at-home mom, he laughed his ass off and told me if I want money so badly, I could get a job. He'd rather strangers in daycare raise our babies than pay me what I'm worth. FML
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Top comments
Alihb 16
Assuming you declined, did he offer to pay you in Trident Layers after?
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Leave in the most amusing way possible.
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Comments (117)
mangoboy1 19
Take something of his for compensation.
Pwn17 25
Hold him to it. Make sure he gives you the money when he has it, then tell him to **** off.
kunlunkid 3
Sure he can pay you with sex. He can go out on the street corner and sell use of his orafices to guys as skeevy as he is until he has enough to pay you.
B0nb0N09 12
Good point
Uramonkey 11
Male prostitution is on the rise again!? Sigh :/
azwethinkweiz87 11
Brass neck on him! Some people are just unbelievable. Tell him you want your money that he owes you as soon as he has it.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Brass neck?
azwethinkweiz87 11
"Brass neck: To display staggeringly daring rudeness and / or cheek." I shouldn't use slang terms on here methinks :)
StEpHiE1226 12
EW I hate men. They always think sex is a reward to us women when we can't wait for it to be over. Thank gawd I'm a lesbo
Neyuu 18
Calm down there, Miss Amazonian.
Uramonkey 11
Show us the comment!!!
StEpHiE1226 12
EW I hate men. They always think physical love is a reward to us women when we can't wait for it to be over. Thank gawd I'm a lesbo
thatgirlincali 13
If only sex paid the bills
RoboCunnilingus 23
I would be homeless :(
Mookiisfabulous 15
I like how people judge so quickly from what op told. There's more to the story then being told as it sounds like... Like was he working the 6 hours? Or out partying? A lot of missing information here and I know can't be all explain since there is a limit on posting. Although it isn't the way of repaying someone for baby sitting doesn't mean he is a horrible father just not bright. People do hit hard times. I would like op to explain further about this guy and what he was doing the 6 hours. Maybe op can talk him into giving what he can or until he is paid.
gentrysu 10
I don't think it matters what he was doing. She babysat with the expectation that she would get paid.
Mookiisfabulous 15
True, though I don't agree calling him a bad parent.
Mookiisfabulous 15
Actually does matter... If he was partying, I would say pay up.. If he was working, work out a deal. I am a single parent and I am lucky that my own mother watches my daughter for free that way I can work. If she didn't, I would be stuck having trouble paying people to baby sit her or paying day care plus bills. I don't make much at all... So, I can see why he said it and at the same time made him sound dumb. If he couldn't pay to begin with, the truth would be easier said about his money issue and deal made instead telling her at the last minute. I see people don't agree what I said and that's fine... I just don't jump on the ' he is an ass or horrible parent' wagon until more is said about why he needed a baby sitter in the first place.
jaredfry17 7
I think the fact is that he asked to pay her in sex before he even offered a deal
Mookiisfabulous 15
I am saying to OP to make a deal. Deny his offer and ask him to pay her when he is able too or little bit at a time. I didn't excuse what he said, it was wrong and he had many ways of offering to pay instead offering sex. He wasn't too bright, but being not bright doesn't make you as a person a bad parent . I am pointing out that part out that I disagree calling him a bad parent for one comment/offer he made. I don't brand people for one comment they make unless I personally know them.
Mermhun 10
Well, at least he thinks you're good enough looking to have sex with?