Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Turns out, an African-American girl approached her and tried to play with her, but my daughter cut her off and said, "I don’t want to play with a black person." I have no idea where she learned this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a restaurant, my three year old daughter pointed at an African-American girl and yelled out “She’s ugly because she’s black!” Me and my wife got dirty looks for the entire rest of our meal. We have no idea where she learned that. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Today, my daughter admitted that she doesn’t have any friends at her elementary school. When I asked her why, she said it was because whenever she talks to any of the other kids, she gets punched in the face. FML
Today, I politely asked my neighbor if she could tell her kids to be a little more quiet, and I guess I wasn't the first one to approach her. She slammed the door in my face, but not before screaming, "I bet none of you would be doing this if we were white." FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, I found out one of my "friends" is “scared” to talk to me because I’m black. FML
Today, I had to have a very unfortunate conversation with my young daughter about homophobia and bigotry, after the neighbor said she can’t play with her kids anymore. My daughter mentioned she had two mommies, me and my platonic best fiend who’s her godmother. My poor baby is still inconsolable. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Apparently she stood on top of a table and screamed, “I HAVE SYPHILIS” at the top of her lungs. She’s in kindergarten. Where in the world did she even hear that? FML
Today, some idiot with a #saveourchildren shirt followed me around a store. When I finally asked the fucker what their problem was, they started screaming, asking why I was holding hands with black children that obviously didn’t belong to me. I’m white. Their mom is black. They’re my kids. FML
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Boyufd 25
reminds of the this FML where this little girl said black people are ugly and the parents don't know where she heard it from
GoogieWithers 25
How old is your daughter? Time for a serious talk, I think.
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Boyufd 25
reminds of the this FML where this little girl said black people are ugly and the parents don't know where she heard it from
kfchicken 31
well odds are it's coming from somewhere in the family, it's now your job to figure out from who exactly.
GoogieWithers 25
How old is your daughter? Time for a serious talk, I think.
Yummi_913 18
Maybe she's learning from your or your partner's parents? I've seen it happen a few times where the grandparents try to shove their views down tiny children's throats as young as possible while the parents aren't watching.
Brightside86 31
Grade school social dynamics are freaking savage. Probably less to do with race more to do with perceived social hierarchy.
Lydmyers 9
I would have been BEYOND humiliated and embarrassed! oh my god! I would also be so MAD and my child would have been in DEEP TROUBLE.
wawa_sxm 15
Often as parents we joke in private but kids dont understand the context and think its ok to think like that....could be grd parents too
Malachi Malachi 4
thats messed up. now would be a good time to correct that. you will look like a racist