Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years began dating the girl he told me was, “One of the guys”, “Don’t worry, she’s like a sister to me” and, “I would never see her that way.” We broke up a couple of days ago because my “paranoia” and “assumptions” about her were putting a “strain” on our relationship. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I ended a relationship because she told me that I was "like a father." FML
Today, the man I've been with for ten years left me for a coworker he's known for three months. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41
"But I'm all me!!"
stryder9090 28
that makes absolutely no sense, clearly he's a moron
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kittykat1501 31
Wow but u are you
Umbreon_Princess 12
I realize this is an old post but it kinda struck a nerve with me since I've been in that exact same situation many times before with the exact same guy everytime because I was always stupid enough to go back to him. It always sucks but you know what? Cats, food, tumblr, and a good TV show always make things better in the end. Unless the asshat has the gall to dump you for someone "just like you" on the same day as your great grandfathers funeral/day you found out your great grandpa passed away. Then the only thing that seems to help is beating his sorry ass with a ******* chair and sending him back into the depths of hell from whence he came. Sorry, got a bit carried away in emotions. Long story short, it'll always suck but it'll always get better.