Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Last dates
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
Nothing but red flags
Today, my ex of 5 years began dating the girl he told me was, “One of the guys”, “Don’t worry, she’s like a sister to me” and, “I would never see her that way.” We broke up a couple of days ago because my “paranoia” and “assumptions” about her were putting a “strain” on our relationship. FML
Practicality
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Trading places
Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Daddy issues
Today, I ended a relationship because she told me that I was "like a father." FML
New model
Today, the man I've been with for ten years left me for a coworker he's known for three months. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41
"But I'm all me!!"
stryder9090 28
that makes absolutely no sense, clearly he's a moron
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Comments (93)
maggiefox 25
**** him OP. No matter how you disguise it, trash is trash. He was always trash. Trashception. I don't know what I'm saying. Uhhh. Forget him :) he probably has a small dick anyways
tashinaherne 11
Be glad to be rid of that moron!
hiros_fml 5
You deserve better!
malinda_balinda 2
my ex said exactly the same thing to me...
DoNotDisturbM 3
I got the new iPhone for the same reason
MarktheWarrior 4
You shouldn't be dating a moron. He doesn't have knowledge. You're better off not dating a moron. This is my first comment but I think it's gonna get a lot of hate.
sharedcat 6
You deserve much better :)
MissSatan 16
Slap him, and if she really is "just like you", she'd slap him too
gargoyle666 5
...but younger, maybe?
adamaris78 1
That same thing happened to me. It's bullshit. Sorry op, I know that feels.