Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years began dating the girl he told me was, “One of the guys”, “Don’t worry, she’s like a sister to me” and, “I would never see her that way.” We broke up a couple of days ago because my “paranoia” and “assumptions” about her were putting a “strain” on our relationship. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I ended a relationship because she told me that I was "like a father." FML
Today, the man I've been with for ten years left me for a coworker he's known for three months. FML
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Top comments
1dvs_bstd 41
"But I'm all me!!"
stryder9090 28
that makes absolutely no sense, clearly he's a moron
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Comments (93)
FootForLive 2
Am I the only one who likes to see how shitty some lives are?
jazzy_123 20
"don't worry I'll find a guy just like you.... only better"
Saraj07 18
That makes sense..... ???
TheNewGuy03 29
In no universe, parallel or otherwise, does his statement begin to have logic.
juturnaamo 29
Maybe they've been in a casual dating relationship, and he wanted something more serious.
Almost_Positive 18
That might actually be right, considering she has been "seeing him" for over a year and a half. Instead of "my boyfriend" or anything similar.
chosha_fml 27
It does, if you're too immature to handle a relationship. She's just like OP, except with that new relationship feeling when normal life hasn't yet kicked in and she doesn't know your faults yet.
TheNewGuy03 29
Indeed. While I would say that a year and a half is an awfully long time to be simply "seeing someone" without one person claiming the other, I would also say that #69 has the right idea. I know people have personal preferences, but honestly, why would you want the *exact* same person anyway? It's like getting an AOL upgrade CD.
Deadpool798 3
Well actually, it's a fact that there is 7 people in the world that look exactly like OP. Everyone has 7 people that look like eachother. Kinda weird if you think about it.
Enslaved 38
Didn't wait the two year contract to get the free upgrade?
Adam5858 17
You should just hope its not your sister!
msunique_me 13
What a moron! Sorry OP.. FYL
nkb94 18
Somebody took Adele's advice...
lisin 3
That does not even make sense. What an idiot. Sorry, fyl indeed
Grants_69 2
I guess he found op 2.0. Happens to us all but what he said was awful!