Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Status unclear
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Spare wheel
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Indecent proposal
Today, a guy propositioned me for a threesome with his girlfriend. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he's knows I'm gay and have a boyfriend, or the fact that his girlfriend is my sister. He seemed confused as to why I turned him down. FML
The old dog has learned new tricks
Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML
Hard no, thanks
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
Third wheel
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Top comments
crudeandrudeguy 29
He doesn't seem to care if his girlfriend finds out about you so I think they are in an open relationship and he just didn't share that with you. Shitty deal
gatorclay97 28
Well? Was it fun?
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Comments (56)
Kendrah18 19
Eh, why not?
zaidthunder1 27
Polyamorous relationships are becoming the thing now!
aspecialspecial 21
Sadly
mrbman 3
Why sadly? who are you too push your beliefs on others?
TelevisionMan 18
It doesn't matter if the guy and his girlfriend are poly. He's still an asshole for not being upfront about it.
HelloHolaBonjour_fml 11
I'm assuming this was ended immediately?
mrbman 3
when you assume, you make an ass out of yourself. poly is a thing. It's been a thing for a long ass time
moondoglou420 17
You should do it, with her and another guy that's not him.
rachgirl6 15
So, join in then
aspecialspecial 21
I can't understand why people even want those kind of relationships, that's their thing and they can have that far away from me, I'd say lose him for hiding it from you if he's gonna have -that- kind of a relationship he should have been upfront about it.
Catvillanueva 9
how was it? ;)
831curmudgeon 7
This site seems to be fueled in large part by the absolutely horrible choices so many women make when it comes to guys!
mrbman 3
how is he an asshole?